Harry Styles Twerked At The Teen Choice Awards (VIDEO)

If Miley Cyrus hadn't already taken the fine dance art of Twerking out behind the woodshed and put a bullet between its eyes, then One Direction's Harry Styles took care of it at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards last night. As a billion teenage girls screamed with the orgasmic ferocity of 1,000 suns, Harry shook his ass for a brief moment, or at least long enough to make LL Cool J think, "White kids are the...read more

Brad Paisley And LL Cool J Present 'Accidental Racist'

Brad Paisley's new album, Wheelhouse, features collaborations from a number of music artists, including Charlie Daniels and Dierks Bentley, but he could have brought Michael Jackson back from the dead for a new version of Thriller done only in armpit farts, and people would still probably be talking about "Accidental Racist" featuring LL Cool J. An ode to how white and black people have misconceptions about each...read more

LL Cool J Claims He Won't Make A Chris Dorner Movie

LL Cool J is a bald, African-American man and Christopher Dorner used to be a bald, African-American man before he was torched in a cabin after a shooting spree in California that captivated the country. But Dorner is dead now and LL Cool J is alive, so that means TMZ can still ask him really stupid questions like, "Would you play Chris Dorner in a biopic?" Outside Katsuya in Hollywood last night, we asked the Grammy...read more

Taylor Swift even more annoying when beatboxing

The Grammy Nominations Concert is apparently a thing that exists, and it was last night in Nashville, hosted by Taylor Swift and LL Cool J, and it's so cute the way the cunty, 22-year-old millionaire acts as if she's just some awkward geeky teen while 10,000 people applaud her for it. It's so adorable and endearing, I could just watch it all day.read more