Harry Styles Twerked At The Teen Choice Awards (VIDEO)

August 12, 2013 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

If Miley Cyrus hadn’t already taken the fine dance art of Twerking out behind the woodshed and put a bullet between its eyes, then One Direction’s Harry Styles took care of it at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards last night. As a billion teenage girls screamed with the orgasmic ferocity of 1,000 suns, Harry shook […]

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Brad Paisley And LL Cool J Present ‘Accidental Racist’

April 9, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Brad Paisley‘s new album, Wheelhouse, features collaborations from a number of music artists, including Charlie Daniels and Dierks Bentley, but he could have brought Michael Jackson back from the dead for a new version of Thriller done only in armpit farts, and people would still probably be talking about “Accidental Racist” featuring LL Cool J. […]

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LL Cool J Claims He Won’t Make A Chris Dorner Movie

March 5, 2013 | Photos | Brendon| 0 Comments

LL Cool J is a bald, African-American man and Christopher Dorner used to be a bald, African-American man before he was torched in a cabin after a shooting spree in California that captivated the country. But Dorner is dead now and LL Cool J is alive, so that means TMZ can still ask him really […]

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Taylor Swift even more annoying when beatboxing

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

The Grammy Nominations Concert is apparently a thing that exists, and it was last night in Nashville, hosted by Taylor Swift and LL Cool J, and it’s so cute the way the cunty, 22-year-old millionaire acts as if she’s just some awkward geeky teen while 10,000 people applaud her for it. It’s so adorable and […]

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