08.26.2011 um, hey there Madonnas daughter

The last time we saw 53-year-old Madonna with her 24-year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, it was mentioned that he reportedly gets along well with her kids. At the time I had no idea that her daughter Lourdes, who is 15 now, woke up one day with those awesome tits.

So now this relationship makes way more sense. They all went swimming yesterday in Eden Roc, France. This is what Madonna wore. This is what Lourdes wore. Obviously Brahim is planning to kill Madonna so he and Lourdes can have her money, and obviously someone needs to stop him. Because that was my plan too.

(nice to see she finally did something about her unevolved brow, btw.)

23 photos in gallery >

(image source = splash and pacific coast)

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11.20.2007 MADONNAS DAUGHTER IS HOT

It's probably not very nice to make fun of 11-year-olds, but I don't like Madonna, so fuck her and her de-evolved kid. This is her at the London premiere of "Fred Claus" last night, and this is probably exactly what Madonna looked like at 11 too, before the bleach and hot wax. Like a damn Neanderthal, with those big hunky brows and a handlebar mustache. Except Madonna would have attacked the photographers flashing lights, because cavemen are stupid. If I sound bitter, it's because I am. That stache is way better than I had at 11. She looks like that "our arrows will blot out the sun" guy from 300. Sexy, yes?

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