Last week the big story was a leaked “sex” tape with “Greys Anatomy” star Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA and Playboy model Kari-Ann Peniche.
Back in May the big story was when Mark Ebner posted a list of ex-Playboy models who will have sex with random men and women in exchange for money (here).
Okay now try and guess what those two stories have in common. The Daily News says…
…sources tell us (Peniche) freely admitted to once being in the sex-for-hire business.
Country singer Mindy McCready tells us Peniche revealed that she hooked up guys with hookers when the two ladies were roommates on VH-1’s “Celebrity Rehab” show.
“Did she say she’d been a madam?” says McCready. “She sure did.”
Bodyguard Joey Gonzalez recalls, “Kari Ann wanted to hire me to follow a girl who worked for her - who she said was skimming money and stealing clients. I declined. But she bragged about how her girls could make $15,000 a month. She introduced me to one girl who told me she’d just gotten a boob job Kari Ann had paid for.”
People like Keri-Ann take advantage of these girls. They may be beautiful on the outside but on the inside they’re often plagued by self-doubt and insecurities, and if the right person comes along it doesn’t take much to turn them from professional models to professional prostitutes.
(Brendon counts his money. “Don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh.”)
Remember Scott Ruffalo? He was Mark Ruffalos brother. He worked at a real fancy hair salon in Beverly Hills and was shot in the head in January of 2008. Well if you don’t you and the Beverly Hills police department have a lot in common. Because they either don’t remember him or they were told he came back to life because its been 19 months and they’ve yet to arrest anyone or even determine if it was a suicide or homicide, despite the fact that two people were they’re when it happened.
The great Mark Ebner did a recent piece about this and one of the things he mentions is that the bullet entered Ruffalos right frontal and parietal scalp and traveled downward at a 45 degree angle. This means one of two things:
1. Ruffalo was Mr. Fantastic.
2. Someone else shot him.
A few weeks I mentioned the great Mark Ebner and his website Hollywood Interrupted after he posted a list of Playmates that also worked as high-end call girls. Victoria Silvstedt was the big name on the list, making up to 30 grand a day when she took clients in Dubai. Point being, Ebners latest book is called “Six Degrees Of Paris Hilton”, and now he has an unpublished excerpt that reveals Paris Hilton used to kinda-sorta fuck for money too.
I got in touch with Elizabeth Jawhary, a former Hollywood party girl who claims she serviced both Burkle (Ron Burkle, who founded several supermarket chains including SoCal giant Ralphs) and Field (Ted Field, heir to the Marshall-Field department store chain and co-founder of Interscope Records) on occasion.
Indeed, when I first contacted her, she was quick to volunteer, “With Paris it was very low key. She would fly down and I was there with them. We would party pretty hard. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked. This was mainly in Vegas. There were times where you would have Ted or Ron come down, and they would pretty much pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch us girls going at it.”
Much of this happened on Burkles private plane, and it’s probably more of a case of everyone being coked out of their minds than real prostitution. I guess the novelty was that it was a Hilton, because her fug ass couldn’t make money as a whore any other way. I’d rather have Frankenstein with a machete on my plane than Paris Hilton as she begs for attention.
Nikki Finke and Mark Ebner both terrorize Hollywood by running the best industry websites anywhere. They are professionals, actual reporters with sources everywhere, not just some brainless monkey who carries on like a lunatic every time some nobody forgets her bra. Wait … aww god dammit.
You know that I don’t discuss celebrities unless there’s a strong Industry news component. And, except for one posting, this has been a Lindsay Lohan-free zone. Well, sources just told me that Lohan has been un-attached from the independent feature The Manson Girls, written and to be directed by Matthew Bright, and produced by Elie Samaha, Donald Kushner, and Brad Wyman through Junction Films. Production was slated to commence in early July for five weeks in Los Angeles, and everybody was pleased that Lohan was attached back in March. (Some may, or may not, view this true life crime film for her as hitting bottom. Lindsay was to play the part of Nancy Pitman, a pampered surfer girl who became enthralled with Charlie Manson.) But people associated with the movie told agents that Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when they discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…) So now Lindsay is off the pic — but not for the excuses being circulated. Let this be a lesson… Behaving badly may get you on the covers of celebrity-obsessed mags and tabloids. But Hollywood won’t tolerate your shit and shouldn’t.
About a moth ago it became clear that something had changed and Lindsay was done. With her guest appearance on “Ugly Betty”, her publicists are claiming she’s rededicated herself to saving her career, but none of her plans will work, because Lindsay Lohan is a drunken pervert, not a magical wizard.
(picture source = splash news online. full size pic here)
Scientology was wise to make Kristie Alley one of the prominent faces of their fakey religion, because whenever you see her, you think to yourself, “I should do what Kristie Alley does”. She’s so sexy, I can barely even contain myself. Especially her hands. I think she may have discovered the fountain of youth. Here’s her secret, according to today’s Page Six:
Alley, listed as a founding member of Scientology’s “Super Power Expansion Project,” gushes about its Florida summit last summer: “I’m walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different . . . My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of ‘mankind’ — it really irritated me!” Alley continues: “Then I realized why mankind upset me so much — it’s because I wasn’t taking responsibility! . . . Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind . . . I’ve made decisions here, big, crazy, great, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I’m going to help this group and help this planet, and it’s real . . . I want everybody in the universe to experience this.”
When you’ve put on 800 pounds in the past ten years, you probably shouldn’t create a club called the “Super Power Expansion Project”. Yeah, we get it, you’re fat. When asked for a comment, the Amazing Eat A Box of Donuts Society and the Spectacular Disappearing Ham Foundation said they thought her club name just came off as bragging.
(and if you’re wondering what her sign says, it says this. all pictures courtesy of getty images)
