‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have said that one huge advantage animation has over live action is that you can get things done much faster. It lets them be more topical. Like last nights episode about Kenny and Cartman going to a foster home when they did about a dozen Penn State jokes. So I made that video above with a few of them. I didn’t do every little one I saw though. What am I, a defensive coordinator for Penn State?
KIM KARDASHIAN – was accused of cheating on her fiance after an NFL player named Brett Lockett told InTouch they’d been having a “physical relationship” for 5 months, but now he admits he’s never actually met her face to face. His dick must be huge. (e!)
SUPER 8 – was number 1 at the box office with $37M, because movie theaters don’t give refunds. (ew)
BOOK OF MORMON – is the musical written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker of ‘South Park’ (amazon has the cast recording on sale for $1.99), and last night it won 9 of the 14 Tony awards it was nominated for, including Best Musical and Best Director for Parker. The other “director” nominees told the actors to face the back wall and just wing it. It was foolish direction in hindsight. (people)
LILY ALLEN – got married this weekend, then announced that she’s 4 months pregnant, then took wedding pictures in a graveyard, yet still got upstaged by her older sister Sarah Owen, who wore this slutty dress. At least according to me. I love sluts! (sun, splash, wenn)
Hopefully Maria Shriver didn’t sit down last night to relax and watch some TV, assuming that, as long as she avoided the news, she wouldn’t have to hear anymore about her husband and his serial killer-like penis. Because Matt and Trey will sometimes turn in episodes of ‘South Park’ just hours before they air, and watching Butters mistake her for Skeletor is probably not gonna help her bruised ego any.
MILEY CYRUS – showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube)
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE – created ‘South Park’ of course, and if you don’t know they have a new play on Broadway called ‘The Book of Mormon’, and today it received 14 Tony nominations, the most of any play. It could be the best thing I have no intention of ever seeing. (popeater)
THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE – will receive $45 million for product-placement, more than twice as much as the previous record holder (Lexus, Bulgari and American Express paid $20M to be in ‘Minority Report’). So expect dialogue like: “They’re right behind us James!” “Not for long, thanks to the smooth responsive handling of the all new BMW 5, whose standard rear view camera makes escaping a breeze.” (the australian)
KAT DENNINGS – is in ‘Thor’, and last night she was at the premiere at the El Capitan in L.A. Did you know her name, Kat, is short for Katherine? That is so neat and clever I thought I’d put some of her pictures up. And also because she has huge jugs. (getty)
Back in April, ‘South Park’ aired a 2 part episode about the Muslim prophet Muhammad, and since that religion is filled with dirty savages whose answer to everything is murder, they threatened to murder Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of ‘South Park’.
Luckily nothing ever happened, but not for lack of enthusiasm. Yesterday, a man in Virginia pleaded guilty to aiding an Islamic terrorist organization and “admitted that he encouraged attacks” on Matt and Trey. The Washington Examiner says…
(Zachary A. Chesser) pleaded guilty Wednesday to aiding the Somali terrorist organization al-Shabaab … to providing material support to a terrorist organization, communicating threats and soliciting crimes of violence.
Chesser admitted that he encouraged attacks on the creators of the television show “South Park” for mocking the prophet Muhammad on their show.
He will be sentenced Feb. 25 and faces up to 30 years in prison.
To be fair to Muslims, Chesser is just some 20-year-old, dumb ass white kid, who for some reason thinks he’s an Islamic terrorist now. I’m guessing he was a real devil with the ladies in high school.
In a way, Matt and Trey should be flattered. This whole drama was a reminder that ‘South Park’ is maybe the best thing ever on television, unless you count the time I put my penis on one. “That’s quite a dick you have there,” everyone agreed, as I stood with my hands on my hips, nodding proudly.
These fuckin savages even posted where Matt and Trey live. Seriously? Is anyone gonna fight back against these animals? Tell them to go fuck themselves? Wait. Sorry. Let’s back up a little. Fox News says…
A radical Islamic website is warning the creators of “South Park” that they could face violent retribution for depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit during an episode broadcast on Comedy Central last week.
RevolutionMuslim.com posted the warning following the 200th episode of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “South Park,” which included a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad disguised in a bear suit. The Web posting also included a graphic photo of Theo van Gogh, a Dutch filmmaker who was murdered in 2004 after making a documentary on violence against Muslim women.
“We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show,” the posting reads. “This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them.”
Reaching by phone early Tuesday, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, the author of the post, said he wrote the entry to “raise awareness.” He said the grisly photograph of van Gogh was meant to “explain the severity” of what Parker and Stone did by mocking Muhammad.
“It’s not a threat, but it really is a likely outcome,” al Amrikee said, referring to the possibility that Parker and Stone could be murdered for mocking Muhammad.
Matt and Trey are heroes, with more artistic integrity than the rest of Hollywood combined. They created a cartoon filled with juvenile jokes. They have opinions, and they express them with the help of dumb, goofy jokes. If you don’t like it, great, terrific, good for you. May you live a long and blessed life. But I don’t give a shit if South Park offends you. Matt and Trey don’t give a shit. Go watch something else and shut your mouth. I’d love to see these savages do something in this country. I dare you. I double dog dare you. I’m not scared. I’m not hiding. My name is Spencer Pratt. I live in Beverly Hills. Come get me tough guy.