KIM KARDASHIAN – was accused of cheating on her fiance after an NFL player named Brett Lockett told InTouch they’d been having a “physical relationship” for 5 months, but now he admits he’s never actually met her face to face. His dick must be huge. (e!)
SUPER 8 – was number 1 at the box office with $37M, because movie theaters don’t give refunds. (ew)
BOOK OF MORMON – is the musical written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker of ‘South Park’ (amazon has the cast recording on sale for $1.99), and last night it won 9 of the 14 Tony awards it was nominated for, including Best Musical and Best Director for Parker. The other “director” nominees told the actors to face the back wall and just wing it. It was foolish direction in hindsight. (people)
LILY ALLEN – got married this weekend, then announced that she’s 4 months pregnant, then took wedding pictures in a graveyard, yet still got upstaged by her older sister Sarah Owen, who wore this slutty dress. At least according to me. I love sluts! (sun, splash, wenn)
Is there a midget under her dress?
Technically yes.
I have to poop again.
BRB.
She looks cuter naked……
She’s wearing white…..ergo….she’s a virgin……
….and yet the headline says “pregnant”……..must be a mis-print……
….or the coloration of the dress has been photo-shopped….
I have an extensive physical relationship with many of the chicks featured on WWTDD………
….even Kim Kardashian……….my dick is not that big…..but it sports a huge imagination……
You’d think the sister could have waxed her moustache for the wedding…