'Star Wars: Episode 7' may already have a director

Matthew Vaughn is kinda flaky, so it wasn't all that weird when he stepped away from directing the sequel to 'X-Men First Class' 2 weeks ago (he was quickly replaced by Bryan Singer). It will be even less weird if todays rumor from Collider is true and he did it because he was offered the job to direct 'Star Wars: Episode 7'. And though he's a great director and would be a terrific choice, it's still just a rumor for...read more

Claudia Schiffer is a fatty

Claudia Schiffer, whose husband Matthew Vaughn may or may not have gotten January Jones pregnant while they were making 'X-Men: First Class', dropped their kids off at school this morning in London, and the reason she looks so sad is because the other kids taunted her with "fatty fat fat fat" as she left. And rightfully so. But things got better after that when she showed Obi Wan how the clone army was made. "Very...read more

Matthew Vaughn is the father of January Jones baby

Allegedly. I probably should have included the word "allegedly" in the headline but it's not as dramatic that way. To recap: January Jones is pregnant but won't say who the father is, and the reason she's being such a good girl is because the guy is married and they had an affair while filming 'X-Men: First Class'. Well, word on the street is that the father is director Matthew Vaughn, who has been married to Claudia...read more

morning headlines

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - is 26, and she's "smitten" with Sean Penn, who is 50. Obviously Penn is a jackass but I hope I can still nail girls half my age when I'm 50. And that my wife won't be all cunty about it. (us) X-MEN: FIRST CLASS - will release it's first trailer today, though it probably won't be that great considering how far behind schedule this movie is. It comes out June 3rd and they're still filming. At least...read more

hit-girl is bad ass

‘Kick Ass', directed by the great Matthew Vaughn, has a new red band trailer focusing on Hit-Girl, a 12-year-old superhero who fights crime by shooting bad guys in the face or chopping off their legs. She's just slightly more hardcore than I was at 12, when my 2 coolest qualities were a 9:30 bedtime and a 3D horse poster. (NOTE - this video is violent and has incredibly NSFW language)read more