This Maxim Halloween Seems Different

Maxim magazine can stamp its Halloween party as crazy sexy, but when you feature E.J. Johnson in negligee, the first question has to be 'sexy to whom?'. Granted, Johnson has lost a ton of weight and deserves to roll out in satin and lace. Dropping a hundred without the benefit of The AIDS like the old man that takes will power. Maxim isn't what it used to be. You bend over in a nightie at their evening events and you...

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Maxim Finally Gets It Right

Under new ownership, Maxim magazine continues its on-again off-again tradition of inviting really good looking foreign models to its Maxim Hot 100 celebration. Last year saw the Miley Cyrus incident that cost the waning periodical its nut sack in pride. They seem to have righted their ship this year by bringing out girls who have a better understanding of how to put on lipstick. These are the girls who were told as...

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Maxim Named Miley Cyrus No. 1 On The Hot 100

Erin Heatherton. Jessica Gomes. Bar Refaeli. Kate Upton. Charlize Theron. Olivia Wilde. Miranda Kerr. Mila Kunis. Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Malin Akerman. Ashley Benson. Emma Stone. Zoë Saldana. Chrissy Teigen. Brooklyn Decker. Chanel Iman. Marisa Miller. Behati Prinsloo. Eva Mendes. Rashida Jones. Irina Shayk. Beyonce. Adriana Lima. Blake Lively. Freida Pinto. Rosie Jones. Kelly Brook. Angelina Jolie. Natalie...

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Bar Refaeli is tweeting bikini pictures again

Bar Refaeli went on twitter today to post another picture of herself in a bikini (which she's been doing a lot lately; the other ones are from last month). Guess I missed the memo that says to be popular on twitter you have to post a bunch of smut and raunchy pictures. #saynotoporn (image source = bars twitter, maxim india)read more

Maxim is run by queers

I would have kept my geriatric fantasies to myself if I had them, but Maxim magazine says that fat grandma Paula Dean is the "hottest female TV chef", beating out international supermodel Padma Lakshmi (pictured). I will concede that filling out a list like this sounds difficult, but this shit was their idea, not mine, so you'd think they'd at least have a reasonable answer to their own made-up question. (source = CNN...

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THE OWNER OF MAXIM MURDERED SOMEONE

Today is boring, so in keeping with that theme here’s a story about the excruciatingly boring Maxim magazine. The magazine may suck (hint – it does) but at least its founder Felix Dennis is interesting. He has a long interview with the Times Of London today, where he covers everything, and I mean everything, even his crack addiction in the 90’s and the time he killed someone, possibly the pimp of a prostitute he had...

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