Earlier this week there were pictures of Mischa Barton in London with alleged track-marks on her arm (1, 2) and now here are new pictures to throw on the pile of all the other pictures showing her smoking weed.
This is actually really offensive. Not because she’s high, but how much god damn money is there in Hollywood where this fug bitch still has enough to cruise around St. Tropez on a yacht getting stoned? That sounds expensive. How does she pay for this? Bitch can’t even act. The only thing I’d hire this flat-chested fat-ass for would be to anchor a bobsled team.
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If all you saw was Mischa Bartons face, you might think to yourself, hey this chick is kind of cute. But she’s like an iceberg. She’s a big triangle and her head is the point at the top. 98 percent of her mass is underneath. And like an iceberg, just seeing her face lulls you into a false sense of hope and by the time you realize her horrible secret, only despair awaits you.
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For years it’s been rumored that Mischa Barton smokes tons of weed. That’s because she smokes tons of weed. And now radar has a video of her running into shit while smoking and driving the USS Car around Hollywood. It’s like someone put a monkey in the dryer for 20 minutes and then immediately placed it behind the wheel of a moving car.
HAZY UPDATE - the original banner picture (this) was from 2007. the new pics are all from yesterday (source = pacific coast news).
MEGAN FOX - is not engaged to Brian Austin Greene, despite weekend rumors that she was. It was all a misunderstanding. A little torture and he changed his tune just like that. (wonderwall)
AVATAR - made another 41 million this weekend, rose to third all time in US box office history (’Titanic’ made 600M, ‘Dark Knight’ 533) and is now an absolute certainty to become the highest grossing movie ever. Another absolute certainty: I look amazing in sung fit jeans. (box office mojo)
CONAN O BRIEN - is expected to make between 30 and 40 million in his settlement with NBC. Keep in mind that NBC fired him because they might lose around 25 million in advertising compared to last year. When asked for a comment, the other networks just laughed hysterically. (variety)
MISCHA BARTON - was at work today in New York playing a prostitute on ‘Law and Order: SVU’. You can tell she’s in character here because this is way better than she normally dresses. (splash news online)
Ashton Kutchers magic touch seems to have struck gold once again. He’s a producer on “the Beautiful Life”, a new show that ignored all logic and cast Mischa Barton as a model. Will anyone watch a show like this? Sometimes critics try to save shows they love with a big “Best Shows You’re Not Watching” article. Although now I’m getting off topic, because that’s not relevant to this show, which won’t be any good and no one will try to save.
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Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for “the Beautiful Life”, a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that right by the way. Mischa Barton is on a show about models starring real actual models and she’s supposed to be the hot one. Seems cruel. I’m sure there are situations where Mischa would be considered pretty, but standing next to Elle Macpherson isn’t one of them. It would be like trying to make Aquaman intimidating. Don’t stand him next to Superman, unless the person you’re trying to scare is the manager of a Red Lobster.
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