Coco Austin Cake and Titties

October 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco and her husband the rapper and emasculated talk show host known as Ice-T have decided to name their baby Chanel in honor of how they think something else is spelled. To honor the by-product of their love, Coco... READ MORE

Coco Gives a Keg a Handy

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dressed in the standard issue Bavarian street whore dirndl, Coco heaved her mighty dildo against a ginormous keg at the new Hofbrauhaus in Vegas and officially declared the establishment ready to make fat people fatter. Anybody who’s been to... READ MORE