Coco Austin Cake and Titties

October 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco and her husband the rapper and emasculated talk show host known as Ice-T have decided to name their baby Chanel in honor of how they think something else is spelled. To honor the by-product of their love, Coco... READ MORE

Coco Gives a Keg a Handy

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dressed in the standard issue Bavarian street whore dirndl, Coco heaved her mighty dildo against a ginormous keg at the new Hofbrauhaus in Vegas and officially declared the establishment ready to make fat people fatter. Anybody who’s been to... READ MORE

lets class this mutha fukka up

April 17, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I think everyone can agree that tea is a pretty faggity drink, so where does this dude get off trying to act all tough.  He went out of his way to choose the name Ice-T.  What gang was he... READ MORE