Lots of people are bummed out today because of all the Haiti 7.0 earthquake stuff, but look how cool that dog is. He’s swimmin around the ocean and playing tug of war with Brazilian model Nicole Bahls. That dog kicks ass and he did a lot to cheer me up. Of course I wasn’t all that sad to begin with because Haiti has sucked for 300 years and I’m tired of waiting for all these crappy countries to get their act together. Tokyo had an 8.3 a hundred years ago and it wasn’t even remotely this bad. And they had twice as many people, AND a huge fire, AND landslides AND a tsunami. And let’s not forget Godzilla stomping the shit out of everything twice a week. Even when he saved Tokyo he still smashed like 98 percent of it.
01.11.2010 monday morning headlines
AVATAR - made another $48.5 million this weekend to bring it’s worldwide total to $1.34 billion, second all time only to ‘Titanic’ which made 1.84. Both movies of course we’re directed by James Cameron and released by 20th Century Fox. They should give him something nice, like an iTunes gift card or something. (hollywood reporter)
MINKA KELLY - is reportedly engaged to Derek Jeter and will get married in November at a castle on Long Island. Ahh yes, New York near the water in winter. They’ve thought of everything! (popeater)
KATY PERRY - might be pregnant, and that might be why she’s marrying Russell Brand. They’re quite a team. Intellectually the kid will be somewhere between a rock and a lizard. (wonderwall)
NICOLE BAHLS - was in a bikini this weekend in Rio. If you don’t know who she is, maybe you should look it up. Then summarize it and send it to me. (flynet online)
11.25.2009 nicole bahls is a great mystery
I never heard of Nicole Bahl until right now, but today is the day before Thanksgiving and it’s boring and she’s in Rio in a bikini and so here we are. Also feel free to ask me why there’s a chubby black woman rubbing oil on her back, but keep in mind that I have absolutely no idea what the answer might be. Maybe this is another one of Oprahs schools. She rounds up all the tubby black women down there and teaches them how to be sex slaves.
(source = flynet)
