AVATAR - made another $48.5 million this weekend to bring it’s worldwide total to $1.34 billion, second all time only to ‘Titanic’ which made 1.84. Both movies of course we’re directed by James Cameron and released by 20th Century Fox. They should give him something nice, like an iTunes gift card or something. (hollywood reporter)
MINKA KELLY - is reportedly engaged to Derek Jeter and will get married in November at a castle on Long Island. Ahh yes, New York near the water in winter. They’ve thought of everything! (popeater)
KATY PERRY - might be pregnant, and that might be why she’s marrying Russell Brand. They’re quite a team. Intellectually the kid will be somewhere between a rock and a lizard. (wonderwall)
NICOLE BAHLS - was in a bikini this weekend in Rio. If you don’t know who she is, maybe you should look it up. Then summarize it and send it to me. (flynet online)
She’s fucking hot! I’m going to send her a picture of myself and see if I can hook up a session. There’s no way she’ll say no.
http://tinyurl.com/c4×5bk
Oh to be the string sunning up her ass crack, lovely!
*running
Gotta love those good christian girls. Oh noes I’m preggers better marry so jesus will love me!
Fuck Avatar, Fuck James Cameron and his visually stunning, yet complete abortions he calls movies, Fuck fox, Fuck Jeter and the Yankees, Fuck all these rich celebrities in love fucking each other on mattresses filled with money, Fuck katy perry and that retard Russel brand and his nappy ass hair and britt teeth (sorry rem), Fuck their speculated retarded unborn child, and lastly, Fuck Nicole Bahls for not showing her tits.
Her expression in pic #4 suggests someone just cut a chainsaw fart in her face.
Go Jeter!
Go Yanks!
28 baby! We run this town!
::flashes $100s::
Red Rage,
i had a dream about your mom last night.
It all centered around whether or not she was a natural Red-head.
She was.
That is some caboose!
And the reception venue is denying the Jeter rumors. Someone saw “Jeter wedding” on their calendar and assumed it was him. They said all celebrities are listed under pseudonyms.
Rokan, Biel was 17 in that pic?
Rokan, couldn’t you see her pubes sticking out from under the belt on her pantsuit? Did you wake up humping your pillow? What was her finishing move?
Green Man appears again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-SrXKlHZFo&feature=player_embedded
From the back she’s awesome. From the front she kind of looks like Rainman.
I left cum all over the bathroom wall…..what a fucking ass!!!
where are the minka bikini pics?
this is bullshit
If I wasnt so fucking hung over I would rub one out to her.
Red Rage…..
HAWT !!!
Bahls deep in Nicole Bahls yeah….I’m a regular fucking Paula Poundstone over here (unfunny lesbian)
Rainman from the front? Maybe in the face, but I don’t remember Dustin Hoffman having luscious boobies and a neatly waxed lady triangle (I never saw Tootsie though)
“Ahh yes, New York near the water in winter. They’ve thought of everything!”
Uhh, Jeter is a baseball player. They report to spring training in mid-February and the playoffs don’t end until the first week of November. November is really the first opportunity that that he would have time off to have a wedding and honeymoon…