Kim Kardashian could use some makeup

July 10, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian went to a tanning salon in Studio City yesterday, and either she’s not doing it right or she’s in a kabuki play or she was bitten by a vampire because she went in tan and came out... READ MORE

Taylor Swift looks pretty good without makeup

February 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In December, Lancome had to pull a Taylor Swift ad because they used so much photoshop on it, which is weird because she’s only 22, and, as you can see in these pictures of her this morning at LAX,... READ MORE

Minka Kelly doesnt need make up

December 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington... READ MORE

why would Khloe Kardashian need makeup?

December 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian clearly has a different father than Kim and Kourtney, and it’s pretty rude the way Kris Jenner refuses to even acknowledge that we all know. We can all tell. Two of the sisters are short with olive... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway could use some make up

October 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s nice to see a big Hollywood star who is modest, but only up to a certain point. Anne Hathaway is way past that point. She needs to turn the hell around, do her hair and put on some... READ MORE

Courteney Cox doesnt need make up

August 26, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Courteney Cox went out with no make up on last night in West Hollywood, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that even after all these years, I would still do it with her, make up or... READ MORE

Jessica Biel with no makeup is not bad

June 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel arrived in Toronto over the weekend to begin filming the ‘Total Recall’ remake, starring the underrated Colin Farrell and directed by the appropriately rated Len Wiseman, and when she got off the plane she didn’t have any... READ MORE

Scarlett Johanssons still got it

June 10, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is in Sante Fe, New Mexico, today, on her way to the set to reprise her role from ‘Iron Man 2’, the sexy secret agent known as Black Widow, in ‘The Avengers’. Actually the movie doesn’t start... READ MORE

Maggie Q is disappointing

May 6, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I hope Maggie Q sees this, because I shan’t be masturbating to ‘Nikita’ anymore, not after these pictures of her going for a walk in her neighborhood today with no makeup. TV gave me the impression she was naturally... READ MORE

Katherine Heigl is in a bikini

March 21, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl and her big tits and her cigarettes and her husband Josh Kelley were all in Miami this weekend, and, years from now, these might be remembered as the definitive Katherine Heigl pictures. This all by itself is... READ MORE