Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington DC today without a stitch of make up and still looked gorgeous. I hope when we meet for the first time it’s somewhere quiet, because she’s probably gonna wanna start doing it right away.
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Khloe Kardashian clearly has a different father than Kim and Kourtney, and it’s pretty rude the way Kris Jenner refuses to even acknowledge that we all know. We can all tell. Two of the sisters are short with olive skin, while the third one is a hermaphrodite. That’s a hard thing to miss.
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It’s nice to see a big Hollywood star who is modest, but only up to a certain point. Anne Hathaway is way past that point. She needs to turn the hell around, do her hair and put on some slutty pants. This is bullshit. If there was a Santa at the mall and he stood up and took his beard and fat suit off in front of all the kids you’d be outraged right? Well this is like that, except way worse because it involves my erotic fantasies and kids are dumb anyway.
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Courteney Cox went out with no make up on last night in West Hollywood, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that even after all these years, I would still do it with her, make up or not. It would be my honor.
If she could put some on when she met my friends however, that would be terrific.
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Jessica Biel arrived in Toronto over the weekend to begin filming the ‘Total Recall’ remake, starring the underrated Colin Farrell and directed by the appropriately rated Len Wiseman, and when she got off the plane she didn’t have any makeup on. And since I’m a mean spirited, childish dick, you better believe I looked for the worst possible picture so I could make fun of her.
But as you can see, Jessica thwarted the hell out of that plan by looking pretty good, even without any makeup. I mean it wasn’t awesome or anything, but if this were Cameron Diaz, you would think she, more likely “he”, died like 4 years ago but somehow just never fell down.
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Scarlett Johansson is in Sante Fe, New Mexico, today, on her way to the set to reprise her role from ‘Iron Man 2′, the sexy secret agent known as Black Widow, in ‘The Avengers’. Actually the movie doesn’t start filming until September, but Scarlet is there today because it’ll take that long to do her makeup and lighting.
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