Britney Shannon Looks Very Excited To Be Here

By Travis October 04, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Last night was the 8th anniversary of the HeadQuarters Gentleman’s Club in New York City (I believe that’s the edible underwear anniversary) and the upstanding institution celebrated the best way possible – with a bunch of half-naked porn stars slapping each other’s asses. But one of the adult film stars, Britney Shannon, didn’t seem very happy. Perhaps she was upset that Lisa Ann was asked to be the host and not her or maybe it’s because she showed up and realized another porn star was wearing the same strap-on. Either way, if you were looking for an event featuring women whose buttholes you can see with a few clicks of your mouse, you probably won’t find a better party this year.

(Photo Credits: Derrick Salters/WENN.com)

Miley offered $1,000,000 to do soft core porn

By brendon November 05, 2012 @ 2:31 PM

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Miley Cyrus is joined by porn star Jessie Andrews (though the term “star” is being thrown around very loosely in this case) in the video for her song ‘Decisions’, and that would have been the last anyone would have ever heard of it except Sex.com now says they’ll pay Miley 1 million dollars if she’ll shoot the video again, except this time with way less clothes, and way more girl on girl kissing.

Sex.com just sent Miley’s reps a letter, offering to compensate the singer “extremely well” for her participation in a softcore girl-on-girl make out sesh with porn star Jessie Andrews … and remake the entire music video into a sexy softcore PORNO.
It’s just a naked make out, but if Miley wants to make sex part of the deal, that’s cool too — Martin writes, “How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her.”

TIL it’s not illegal to approach girls who are built like 15-year olds and offer them money to take their clothes off and kiss while you film it. Which means I threw my hard drive in the oven for nothing when that cop parked across the street last week.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Sasha Grey read to an elementary school

By brendon November 11, 2011 @ 1:06 PM

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Porn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to an elementary school in Compton last week as part of the Read Across America program, and now some parents are goin all ape shit and the school is lying about it.

TMZ has obtained photos of Sasha reading children’s books at Emerson Elementary School in Compton on November 2nd … some angry parents complained to the PTA — who then contacted the school’s principal.
A rep for the school district is flatly denying Sasha was ever inside one of its classrooms — telling TMZ, “We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.”
Clearly, the photos we obtained show otherwise.

Those parents are idiots. Why shouldn’t a porn star read to kids? THAT MAKES READING SEEM COOL! If some hot girl who swallows had come to my school and told me she liked reading I can pretty much promise my spelling and punctuation wouldn’t be as shitty as they are today.

Montana Fishburne was arrested for assault

By brendon August 12, 2010 @ 12:03 PM

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Three weeks ago we learned that 19-year-old Montana Fishburne is doing porn now (more), and last week it came out that she was arrested for prostitution in November (more), and today we learn that in February she was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, battery and false imprisonment. But for some reason the best part of all this is that Montana has the same lawyer as Lindsay Lohan. TMZ says…

Montana was arrested last February after allegedly barging into (the home of her boyfriends ex-girlfriend), forcing her into the bathroom and beating the crap out of her.  We’re told the victim had “significant injuries.”
Montana, who’s being repped by the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley, has pled not guilty and the case is pending.

I haven’t seen her sex tape yet (you can buy it on vivid, or it will certainly be on porn file sharing sites like this or this or this) but I saw her other one and it was okay. I don’t like the new thing in porn where a girl grabs the guys balls real hard. My penis is not a bicycle horn okay, so if you’re squeezing the round things to make it go HONK, we’re both gonna be disappointed.

tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon June 01, 2010 @ 7:14 PM

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M.I.A. - is not happy with the way the New York Times portrayed her in an article, so she posted a phone number on her twitter page. And it turned out to be the reporters. What a coincidence! (twitter)

RAMPAGE JACKSON - says acting is gay. And since he’s a UFC superstar and the coolest dude on earth, and he plays BA in the new ‘the A-team’ movie, you should listen to him. Also he could punch you so hard you’d burst into flames. (mma mania)

TARA REID - looks good in a bikini. Or at least better than she used to. It’s a Pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless. (daily mail)

ADRIANNE CURRY - is rad as fuck when it comes to posting pictures on twitter. Taylor Vixen posts pictures of her tits a lot (1, 2), and Kristina Rose can’t go 10 minutes without masturbating (1, 2), and Asa Akiras page is more like a list of reasons for me to jackoff, but Adrianne gets points for the new picture above and her ass in this one. Below are her collected works on twitter. The gallery is so impressive it should be narrated by James Earl Jones. (twitter)

TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

id like to hear what ashton kutcher has to say

By brendon May 28, 2010 @ 6:16 PM

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I’m not sure if my screencap of Ashtons tweet about Gary Coleman is legible, but his post was really touching…

“RIP Gary Coleman. I will always be a fan of keeping my name in the press by injecting myself into unrelated stories like the death of someone I didn’t know in hopes that Us or People will mention me in a ‘Hollywood reacts’ kind of thing. I could get some sweet publicity if they use my insincere statement. Cross your fingers everyone!”

NOTE - I’d like to point out that Andy San Dimas, pornstar, has had the most thoughtful celebrity tweet for Gary Coleman yet. Hollywood really is filled with complete fucking morons.