By Lex May 02, 2013 @ 4:56 PM
Reese Witherspoon pled no contest today in Atlanta to charges of being a completely annoying bitch at the scene of her husband’s crime. We can say ‘crime’ because Jim Toth pled guilty to DUI at the same time. Which is a actual crime, for which he got the dreaded alcohol rehab sentence and a stiff fake warning from the judge. This isn’t your daddy’s Georgia.
Updated: TMZ just put out the dash cam video of the arrest. Meh, Reese is only mildly fucking annoying. But the best is the tail end when her husband tries to distance himself from her getting up in the officer’s face. Fucking Jim.
By Travis April 22, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday morning in Georgia after her husband, James Toth, was pulled over for suspicion of driving while intoxicated, and while it seems strange that someone as squeaky clean as Witherspoon would be arrested when her man was doing all the dirty work, it turns out that she might be a complete bitch.
While the officers were taking care of business with Toth, Witherspoon allegedly got a little high and mighty, leading to her arrest for disorderly conduct. According to the police report, Witherspoon broke out the A+ diva routine.
“Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer…”
According to the report, she “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.’”
“Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.”
“Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” (Variety)
It’s a shame she wasn’t tazed. That officer would have received a parade.
Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)
By brendon April 02, 2012 @ 6:42 PM
Now pregnant for the third time, Reese Witherspoon wants to look good while she looks awful, so this weekend she spent $600 on those jeans with an elastic waist and “generous comfort” seat. It may seem like a lot of money, but at least it’s the kind of thing that she can wear for the next few weeks before they don’t fit anymore and she has to throw them away.
(image source = fame/flynet)
By brendon March 21, 2012 @ 6:06 PM
Reese Witherspoon already has a 12-year old daughter and an 8-year old son with her ex-husband Ryna Phillipe, but now she’s reportedly three months pregnant with her new husband, agent Jim Toth. What a slut! It seems this whore will spread her legs for every guy who marries her!
(image source of Reese in Beverly Hills yesterday = fame/flynet)
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 2:58 PM
‘This Means War’ had it’s big fancy premiere last night in Hollywood, and not only did Reese Witherspoon stop and sign tons if autographs for the fans, but she more or less showed them her tits too. Because some actors are actually friendly. Lindsay Lohan came along after that and gave one of her fans a handjob, but that was more because she needed $20.