Rob Lowe's Shy Bladder Criticized (VIDEO)

Rob Lowe's half funny DirecTV commercials are under fire by a group called the International Paruresis Association because one of them shows his character too bashful to piss in a public latrine. Paruresis means 'Shy Bladder' in Latin or 'Embarrassingly Small Dick' in every other language. Steve Soifer, the CEO of the IPA and biannual Yellowstone tourist thinks we should exercise some caution on the subject: "It's a...read more

Rob Lowe Is Too Handsome

World's most perfect looking man puppet Rob Lowe claims he's been discriminated againstfor being too handsome. The guy who starred in all of those 80's movies and one underaged girl sex tape told the New York Times that he's felt disadvantaged from being really really ridiculously good looking. Rob Lowe has had a pretty decent career playing comely lads doing handsome boy things. Most recently he played the attractive...read more

Charlie Sheen edition headlines

If you told 10 people that you were planning to go on TV with some porn stars and call yourself a warlock and say how much you love drugs and tell your boss to go fuck himself, I bet almost none of them would say, "Oh yeah that's a good idea." And yet that's what Charlie Sheen is expecting from people who work with him, specifically his Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer. But Cryer hasn't, and Sheen is handling it...read more

WOULD YOU HIT IT?

Jessica Gibson went on the Today show this morning to repeat her claims that Rob Lowe exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times while she worked for him as a nanny between 2005 and 2008. This is in reaction to Lowes comments last week that Gibson was attempting to blackmail him for 1.5 million dollars, and if he didn’t pay, she would spread vicious lies about him. Things like saying he exposed...read more