BREAKING NEWS: “Glee” is kinda gay

By brendon April 27, 2011 @ 1:08 PM

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If there’s one thing most self-appointed “conservative” leaders hate, it’s Glee. If there’s two things they hate it’s Glee and Lady Gaga, so of course last nights episode of Glee with Lady Gaga songs in it has them going all apeshit.

The episode featured Kurt returning to his old school and receiving an apology from a closeted gay football player who had bullied him.
Celebrating acceptance, the show’s cast sings Lady Gaga’s gay pride anthem “Born This Way,”
Hitting out at show creator Ryan Murphy, conservative media critic Dan Gainor said that it was his “latest depraved initiative to promote his gay agenda.”
“This is clearly Ryan Murphy’s vision of what growing up should be, not most of America’s,” he said. “It’s a high school most parents would not want to send their kids to.”

Before calling Dan Gainor a fucking moron, I want to mention that I’m a conservative lunatic. I have 5 biographies on Barry Goldwater. I have an American flag that flew over Reagans White House. If it were up to me I would kill every living thing in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Dan Gainor is a fucking moron. As far as I know, the producers of Glee have no legislative powers, so who cares what they do. A show about gay kids isn’t gonna make your kid gay any more than a show about Abraham Lincoln is gonna make them Abraham Lincoln. If Glee could make someone experiment with the same sex, I would put TV’s behind every wall of my girlfriends bedroom and point them at her as she slept.

Dave Grohl: “you shouldn’t have to do f**king Glee.”

By brendon March 18, 2011 @ 1:45 PM

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Glee is a huge success by any measure, but that doesn’t mean everyone wants to be a part of it. Slash was the first to reject the idea of using his music for a Guns and Roses episode, then Kings of Leon did the same, and in both cases co-creator Ryan Murphy got into a public, profanity laced shouting match.

And now Dave Grohl might be next.

“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do f—ing Glee,” Grohl told THR. “And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his f—ing show… f— that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.”
“And it’s just like, Dude, maybe not everyone loves Glee. Me included.”

Um, I like Dave Grohl, and I know some people at Glee and I like them too, soo… umm… hey look, it’s a gorgeous Asian girl with big tits, my beloved Julri Waters. They should make a show about her. She could be a spy, like Nikita, and she could go undercover at a cheerleader camp. A cheerleader camp with a mystery, or a crime or whatever it is Nikita does. So she wears pigtails and those tiny shorts, but instead of guns and kicks and punches, she solves problems by kissing the other cheerleaders. In the shower. I would hope a non-violent approach like that could really be a positive influence for todays young people. Specifically the hot girls.