After a tough day on the set, how does Scarlett Johansson relax? With Laramie Extra-Tar cigarettes. “Ahh, that sweet Carolina smoke,” Scarlett probably said. “These Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to play, I don’t know… is it a Russian prostitute? Because I look like a Russian prostitute.”
(image source of scarlett yesterday in glasgow on the set of ‘under the skin’ = pacific coast)
At some point last year, Scarlett Johansson took a vow to look as awful as possible at all times. And last night was no exception, at the New York premiere for ‘We Bought A Zoo’, her new movie with Matt Damon and director Cameron Crowe.
She’s chubby, her dress is ugly, her makeup looks like it was done on horseback, and she has Gozer the Gozerian hair. When asked about meeting Scarlett for the first time, Vinz Clortho said, “Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”
(image source = splash and getty)
Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it.
A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively — even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago.
“Scarlett is pissed that he’s not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was.”
“Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love, but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done.”
This may or may not be true (Us will print literally anything these days) but who cares because Scarlett is also in the new issue of Interview, which is a magazine that apparently still exists and who decided a sort-of topless picture of Scarlett would be ever sexier if they made her look like an androgynous robot and then had her stand next to a plant in their lobby.
Scarlett Johansson was on the set of ‘Under the Skin’ in Arbroath, Scotland, today, taking a break and smoking some weed. I can’t say it’s weed for sure of course, but earlier today she said she’d be down to make a sex tape, and stuff like sex tapes and Pringles only seem like a good idea when you’re high.
(source = fame)
Scarlett Johansson and I both agree that the best way to deal with some creep leaking your private naked pictures online is to just ignore it. Especially if I’m the one doing it. So not only does she admit to the Vanity Fair that the naked pictures of her are real, but she says why she did it.
Scarlett Johansson does not seem the least bit ashamed when discussing her recent nude-photo scandal with Vanity Fair contributing editor Peter Biskind. “I know my best angles,” she says with her trademark insouciance. “They were sent to my husband,” now ex Ryan Reynolds. “There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno.” She adds saucily, “Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.”
By the way, yes, Scarlett Johansson just implied that she would blow a guy and let him film it. What a friendly girl she is. I was gonna use ether on her but this is much better.
If you’ve always liked Scarlett Johansson, but wish she looked more like a single mom you could pick up at a truck stop… ta-da!
(image source of Scarlet filming ‘Under the Skin’ in Glasgow today = splash)
