SCARLETT JOHANSSON - will star with Liev Schreiber in the Broadway revival of the Arthur Miller play ‘A View From the Bridge’. It’s about a Brooklyn longshoreman who is obsessed with his niece. It opens on Dec. 28, then closes on Dec. 28-and-a-half, more than likely. (wonderwall)
DAVID SPADE - is being criticized for his DirecTV ad featuring Chris Farley, who died in 1997. In response, Spade says, “(his family and I) thought it would be a cool way to remind people just how funny Chris was.” Still they should take it down. Either that or the 3 people who complained should go back to Fraggle Rock or wherever it is whiny queers like this live. (pop eater)
MEL B - is the new spokesperson for Vitamin Water, so they had to be thrilled when she showed up yesterday in London to promote it wearing a blond wig. Having a famous celebrity spokesperson is nice, but it’s even better if no one can recognize them. Otherwise it gets distracting. (getty and fame)
These pictures allegedly show Scarlett Johansson at some event for Moet and Chandon last night in Tokyo, so that flat chested girl needs to move so we can see Scarlett Johansson. If that’s Scarlett in the red dress, umm, did she have breast cancer or something? I know that makes me sound like a dickhead, but … okay I’m not sure how to backpeddle from that so whatever. What the hell happened to her rack? That thing was glorious. Her tits could have been covered in fur and they still would have been top 10 all time.
(she used to have tits and I can prove it. 13 more here. hq jump here. source for tokyo pics = flynet online)
Is there really a clothing line named Mango? That was rhetorical by the way because apparently there is. And it would seem Scarlett Johansson works for them now.
Ryan Reynolds semen must contain some sort of tranquilizer because this bitch has pretty much disappeared since they got together. Not an insult, by the way. You used to hear all kinds of wild stories about her (sex in an elevator with Benencio Del Toro, for example) now she’s only in the news when it’s related to work. So next time Lindsay or whoever blames the paparazzi and say bloggers make a normal life impossible, remember Scarlett. Turns out that someone simply going to their job every day is not that interesting. Except for my job, which involves me being dropped being enemy lines with nothing but a knife and a map while a General tells the media I’m only an urban legend.
Brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime, but new reports are claiming Gwyneth Paltrow is a stuck up pain in the ass. Oh I know right! Fox News says…
A source says some of the “Iron Man” team had secret hopes of her character being recast, or even killed in the movie, but are resigned to the likelihood that she is locked in as the character Pepper Potts.
Gwyneth did nothing to make friends with fellow superhero Scarlett Johansson.
“Gwyneth is not friendly to anyone, and tends to make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. She wasn’t outright rude to Scarlett, she just didn’t ever speak to her. Gwyneth went out of her way to avoid Scarlett, and they had zero contact, at Gwyneth’s choosing.”
“Much of the crew didn’t mind hanging out with her husband, Chris, but if Gwyneth ever came around, they scattered! Chris is so chill and relaxed and she is just the opposite. Chris has been a crew favorite since the filming of the first movie.”
Paltrow is just jealous. Scarlett is better, hotter, younger, and in this movie that they’re both in, Gwyneth is a frumpy secretary, and Scarlett is a sexy super villain. Gwyneths only super power is the ability to make everyone wanna punch her in her stupid face.
I rarely ever seem to understand what the hell is going on, and it's happening again today because the New York Post ran this about Scarlett Johansson being on a strict diet for "Iron Man 2":
Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves! Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon's "Tribute to Film" soiree at London's Big Sky Studios when the "very slim" actress strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress.
And now everyone is going all apeshit because her tits are disappearing. In reality the problem was that Moet and Chandon light a red carpet like they’re getting ready to tell ghost stories. Just brighten the pics from Tuesday are her tits are nothing a push up can't fix (here). The bigger problem is that she dresses like she’s always on the way to ask a church for money ever since she got married. This is her in December. Here she is a few weeks earlier. Here a week before that. Here a week before that. She dressed okay at her premiere in February (here), but oh my fucking god nothing like she did just one year ago (bam). What happened to that Scarlett? The fun Scarlett. I hate the new Scarlett.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Scar has joined the cast of "Iron Man 2", joining Robert Downy, Don Cheadle and Mickey Rourke. Scarlett will play Black Widow, a Russian with long red hair, huge breasts and pouty lips. Iron Man wants to find this woman, as do I. (source = imdb)
RIHANNA - 200 teenagers in Boston were surveyed about Rihanna and Chris Brown, and 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible for her assault. More than half said the media was treating Brown unfairly. The survey was conducted by the New York City Chamber of Commerce. (source = boston.com)
TITTIES - Either today’s Cute College Girl is three feet tall or that’s an usually high doorknob. The "doorknob" is that shiny metal thing just past her bikini-clad tits. (source = college humor)
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - Jamie Kennedy told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today that’s he’s dating his "Ghost Whisperer" co-star Jennifer Love Chew-It. I hope this didn't blind you with all its star power. (source = us.com)
FERGIE - Fergie dyed her hair brown for some inexplicable reason. Then she went to the March of Dimes ball in NYC. Then she baked some children in an oven and cackled manically. (image source = getty)
