Scarlett Johansson is receiving positive reviews for her return to Broadway last night, starring as Maggie in ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’. Since this is the role made famous by Elizabeth Taylor, it was said that Lindsay Lohan wanted this part, in which case those positive reviews would have been replaced by things like, “the worst thing to happen to New York since King Kong.”

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I bet most guys are a little nervous when they bang Scarlett Johansson for the first time, so this new tat that she got in Paris yesterday is kinda nice. It’s very encouraging. She should have another one real low on her stomach that someone could read during oral that says, “atta boy! doin’ great!”, and then an arrow on her inner thigh pointing up that says, “cock goes here”. I can’t even get a pillow in a pillowcase half the time, so some compliments and reminders during sex with Scarlett Johansson would be a real shot in the arm.

It’s been 2 years since she separated from Ryan Reynolds, who has already gotten married again (to Blake Lively), but Scarlett Johansson is single after breaking up with Nate Naylor, her boyfriend for the past year, whose name makes him sound like a motivational speaker. People says…

“She broke up with him last week. He’s pretty upset but the writing was on the wall. A lot of people were surprised it lasted this long.”

I know I am, because I’ve never heard of this guy. But if the writing was on the wall he should be upset. Get back here and clean my wall, you bitch!

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