If there was ever a story about Lindsay Lohan visiting a stranger in a hospital, it would probably be because she was trying to buy oxycontin, so Selena Gomez deserves a lot of credit for quietly visiting Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan who is stricken with progeria (the fatal genetic condition that causes children to age eight to ten times faster than average). In fact it seems like no one even knew Selena went until Hana posted a video to thank her.
So not only did Selena visit Hana without alerting the paparazzi first, but she had enough grace and composure to not walk into the room and shriek in horror like I would have because I’m an easily rattled doofus.
When Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez arrived in Los Cabos yesterday, she was wearing a diamond ring on her engagement finger (this), and geeky pre-teen girls everywhere immediately spazzed the fuck out.
Selenas management says it was all for nothing however, that they’re not engaged and not in Mexico to get married.
That doesn’t mean the trip would be eventful though, since you can practically buy date rape drugs in vending machines down there, and that’s the only chance Selena has to make this little queer have sex with her.
(image source of justin and selena in mexico = bauer griffin, of selens photo shoot for her new perfume = egotastic)
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a playdate in Los Cabos, Mexico, on Wednesday, with Selena hanging out in a sexy bikini, and Justin occasionally remembering that he’s supposed to be straight. She even stretched across him a few times, maybe trying to tease him, but it didn’t work because the only thing Justin Bieber wants from Selena Gomez is her lashes.
So they mostly sat there and texted. He took a few pictures of her, then they texted some more. Probably so he could send the pictures and gossip with the guy who does his hair. “C. hoop earings. R we at the country music awards?” Those two are such bitches!
(image source = bauer griffin)
Justin Bieber has finally taken a DNA test to prove that he is not the father of Mariah Yeaters baby as she claims. So now we just have to wait for the results. Though If I were Justins attorney I’d go steal her baby and trade it out with another one just in case. This girl doesn’t really seem all that hard to trick.
(image source of the androgynous looking Bieber with Selena Gomez at last nights American Music Awards = getty)
I can’t remember if Justin Bieber is still dating Selena Gomez, and complete indifference is keeping me from looking it up, but if he is; Justin Bieber might be cheating on Selena Gomez with this 19-year-old Argentinian model named Macarena (wtf?) Lemos. They reportedly met up in a restaurant in Buenos Aires last week.
And although very attractive, you might be surprised that she’s not hotter, but you have to keep in mind that he’s clearly a homosexual.
(image source = splash)
Selena Gomez was one of the very few bright spots at the VMAs last night, despite the fact that I’ve never heard one of her songs or seen one of her videos. I’m not even positive if she has any. She might not even have a tongue for all I know. But she seems to be getting sluttier by the minute, which is actually uncomfortable because she still looks like a little kid. Am I supposed to have sex with her or make teddy bear pancakes?
(image source = getty and wenn)
