By Jack February 20, 2014 @ 3:35 PM
Sharon Stone is suing the producers of a Hemingway biopic because she didn’t want to go to Cuba. You know, because it’s fucking illegal. It all started when the cut-up crone was cast as Hemingway’s wife Mary in a film called Papa which is being produced by Bob Yari. Part of the film is supposedly getting shot in Cuba where Hemingway lived for many years drinking and fucking Havana’s famous whores. It is against the law for non-Cuban-Americans to go to Castro’s Island of Decrepit Cars without special paperwork. Yari wanted Stone to lie and say she was going on a “cultural endeavor” instead of the truth, that she’s going to make a movie none of us will ever fucking watch. When she refused, both old and newly reformed parts of Sharon Stone was fired. She’s suing for her promised paycheck of half a mill.
Having jumped through the Cuban hoops to get a visa to visit the old homeland, I can tell you they are pretty fucking selective about who they let into their world’s crappiest house party. Most film productions use Puerto Rico or the Dominican Republic to double as Cuba when shooting movies set there. Of course, you can always sneak in. For the most part, if you’ve got money, they’ll let it slide because they need American dollars something fierce. But it remains illegal on the U.S. side to do this. And while it would make for a harrowing tale at some future SAG Awards while Sharon Stone is holding up her trophy and feigning humility, what she really needs is the quick cash to pay for new cheekbone technology that will allow her to open her jaw wide enough to fellate her way back into some bigger budget motion pictures.
By Lex September 25, 2013 @ 12:56 PM
Whoever draws the short straw has to tell grandma to put her bra back on.
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By Travis July 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Sharon Stone has been hanging out in Paris for Fashion Week with one of her young sons, and it’s safe to say that the kid is never going to have to worry about receiving a failing grade from any of his male teachers. The 55-year old actress had her high beams in full effect while taking a stroll, and I think it’s obvious that time has been pretty good to her.
In fact, it’s a testament to an actress’s career that we’ve already seen her tits and snatch when she was younger and hotter, but we still get a little excited when she shows it off this late in life. Good for you, Sharon. Nip it up, you old broad.
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By Lex May 22, 2013 @ 1:17 PM
This is the third official Cannes Film Festival for Sharon Stone’s latest version tits. Not bad for rentals really. Sharon barely made it through customs as European countries continue to crackdown on the transporting of freshly drawn children’s blood from which Sharon draws her life sustaining force. Next stop for Sharon, the Venice Film Festival followed by death.
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By Travis April 10, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
By 1995, Sharon Stone had followed up her breakout role in Basic Instinct with a string of “must show tits” movies, including Sliver and Intersection, so she probably decided that there was more to life than being a soft lesbian scene away from Cinemax’s 3 a.m. time slot, and announced that she was joining amfAR as Chairman of the organization’s Campaign for AIDS Research.
To this day, Stone remains the celebrity face of amfAR and she proved that once again by flying to Brazil last Friday for the third annual Inspiration Gala. Other celebrities in attendance included Fergie, Dita Von Teese, Pele and Kate Moss, but Stone was willing to show that her devotion to AIDS awareness was greater than them all by including herself in the evening’s auction.
One bidder paid $53,529 for a package that included a gold bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne autographed by Stone and Moss, and the women were so grateful that they kissed for everyone. And then someone paid them $100,000 to stop because it’s not 1995.
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Sharon Stone, who is 54, wore this see-through shirt to the anfAR Inspiration Night in Paris last night, but didn’t wear a bra, because those are for prudes.
That’s “AmfAR“, as in, “I’m glad I amfar enough away that I didn’t have to pretend like I wasn’t staring at 54-year-olds surprisingly nice tits at a party last night.”
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