It was easy to miss these pictures of Sharon Stone from Elton Johns Academy Award party, because it’s Sharon Stone at Elton Johns Academy Award party.  Not exactly Megan Fox at the Blowjob Olympics.  No one cared.  Except for her, as it turns out, because she went to the trouble of selecting a sheer black dress and no bra, which results in see thru pictures 100 percent of the time.  She couldn’t be begging for attention any more if she lit her hands on fire and waved them around.

Earlier this week, a California judge released his decision in the case between Sharon Stone and her ex-husband for the custody of their adopted son, Roan.  Among other things, the judge said…

"Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father (Phil Bronstein) appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."

But today attorneys for Stone deny this allegation completely, telling Entertainment Tonight…

"Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication.  Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."

Yeah I bet that’s it.  I bet it's a fabrication.  I bet Sharon Stone, who is a lunatic, is telling the truth.  And the judge just made it all up.  Judges do that.  They’re always makin up these crazy stories.  I bet if Stone told it, the REAL story would be revealed.  Namely, the judge is in love with her, but she rejected him, and this is his revenge.  He called her into chambers and strummed her a romantic ballad on an acoustic guitar with a rose in his mouth, but then Sharon used her karate to escape and save the secret government formula.  Also there was like this really big octopus in a cowboy hat.



Holy Shit!  A California court today has released its decision in the ongoing custody battle between Sharon Stone and her ex-husband for their adopted son, Roan.  And it is as bad and one sided as any decision you’ll ever read, that doesn’t end with the kid in a shallow grave.  Take every unstable image you have in your head for Sharon Stone, then multiply it times 10.  Now add 17.  Now add some crazy circus music and the kind of clowns you’d see in a Rob Zombie movie.  TMZ says…

Among many things, the judge says, "Mother (Stone) appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."
And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father (Phil Bronstein) appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, "Father has championed for Roan's well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan's getting help, or has decided against participating in his care."
The judge goes on: "Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother's overreactions is painfully real for this child."

Wow.  The judge might as well have shoved her in a tire and pushed her down a hill.  He did it in the figurative sense, he might as well have done it literally as well.

Earlier this week it was reported that Sharon Stone had lost custody of her adopted son to ex-husband Phil Bronstein, but today her lawyers claim that’s not the case.  Fox News says…

the actress went to court in hopes of gaining permission for Roan to be enrolled in a school in the Los Angeles area (where she resides) rather than in Northern California, where he currently lives with his father and her ex-husband
the request was rejected and according to the court minute order dated Sept. 12, this was because Bronstein "can provide a more structured continuity, stable, secure and consistent home for the child."

That last sentence may be one of the truest things ever written. You could put this kid in a better home just by shooting him out of a canon into any random direction.  Sharon Stone is an idiot who never has any idea what the fuck is going on.  According to Sharon Stone, Sharon Stone is a genius who makes a difference.  According to everyone else, Sharon Stone is a moron, albeit entertaining in her stupidity.  If you told her it would save the penguins or some shit, you could have her scooching her ass across the snow, no problem.

(go back here to see the pictures of her attacking Venice with that puffy old vag)



Entertainment Tonight has learned today that Sharon Stone has lost custody of her 8-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein, whom she divorced in 2004.  The couple were married in 1998 and adopted Roan in 2001.  ET says…

According to court documents detailing a September 12, 2008 custody hearing, Phil Bronstein "shall have permanent sole physical custody of child. Court finds that Respondent (Sharon Stone) failed to meet her burden of proof and denies Respondent's (Sharon Stone's) request for modification of custody. The judge also notes this order is permanent unless there is a change of circumstances.

I don’t know anything about Phil Bronstein but I'm sure I'd rather live with him than Sharon Stone if I was a kid.  Fuck, I'd rather have Chris Benoit and Susan Smith as parents than Sharon Stone.  I'd rather be left in a cage with a hungry tiger.  At least the tiger wouldn't lecture me about politics and things it thinks it knows about art.