‘Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’ has a new trailer out this morning (HD copies here), and at first it may seem to be the exact same footage as the first trailer in a slightly different order, but actually this shows the movie will feature Rachel McAdams carrying a package and a bulldog that goes “rrr-woof!” That’s all I needed to see. Here’s my money Warner Brothers!
ED NORTON – is in talks to play the villain opposite Jeremy Renner in ‘the Bourne Legacy’, the new run of Jason Bourne movies that don’t have Jason Bourne in them. I would just call them Harry Potter movies, since apparently you can just call your movie whatever the hell you want these days. (vulture)
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS – premiered it’s first trailer today, and you’ll be happy to see it’s got plenty of fighting and explosions. It’s Sherlock Holmes after all. Ya gotta have explosions. (apple)
TED DANSON – will be the new boss on ‘C.S.I.’, replacing Laurence Fishburne. Remember when Danson was in ‘Saving Private Ryan’? What the fuck was that all about? (la times)
DAISY LOWE – is gonna be in Playboy. It’s not really a stretch for Daisy (who you may remember is Gavin Rossdales 22-year-old daughter) because she’s a model who has already posed naked for two magazines. And also for the hidden camera I set up in her bathroom when I pretended to be the plumber. (daily mail. this would be a good time to follow me on twitter. hint hint. )
SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 – will officially be called, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. A title which is just barely better than having no title at all. (mtv)
CRAIG MORGAN – is a country singer, apparently, and he saved two kids from a house that was on fire. “The lady who owned the home came out with a fire extinguisher. I tried to put it out but it didn’t work.” It was then that the lady told Morgan that her children were inside. But at least she saved the fire extinguisher. (fox)
MEGAN FOX – filmed some snowboarding scenes today for Friends with Kids with Jon Hamm. Needless to say she looked great. Which makes sense considering that she was practically named “Mega Fox”.
Girls in Hollywood could learn a lot from Blake Lively. She went to the ‘Sherlock Holmes’ premiere last night in New York, and just like every other day of her life, she wore stuff either cut real high or real low or both. The only other girl on earth who wears clothes that fit like like this day in and day out is Wonder Woman.
‘Sherlock Holmes’ had it’s American premiere last night in New York, and star Rachel McAdams showed that she’s as hot now as she was when her supporting role in ‘Mean Girls’ made her famous.
Meanwhile over in LA, Lindsay Lohan, who was the actual star of ‘Mean Girls’, woke up, looked around the room and tried to figure out where she was, who that guy is, why the sheets smell like urine, who that other guy is, and how to turn off whatever it is that keeps vibrating in her ass.
Heather Graham went to London for the world premiere of Guy Richies Sherlock Holmes movie (co-starring the great and wildly underrated Mark Strong), and not only did this hot bitch choose a dress that was tight enough to cut off circulation to her hands and feet, she chose one that was white. White is a good color on girls, one that isn’t worn enough. I should open a club where girls can only wear white. A “Whites Only” policy, if you will. I think an interesting gimmick like that will make my club stand out in an overcrowded marketplace. Easy Street, here I come!