
BEST. ASS. EVER. – this chick might be the devil. That was sent here to ruin mankind. Guys start wars over asses like this.
ANNE HATHAWAYS EX GETS 5 YEARS IN - Raffaello Follieri will serve five years in prison for taking $6,000,000 while pretending to represent the Vatican. So, wait, give-me-some-money-to-build-a-church-or-some-shit.com was a hoax? Aww god damit.
"ENTOURAGE" PREMIER DIES – bringing in only a 1.0 rating, “Entourage” slipped 29% from last June’s premiere, a low not seen since July 2005. A poll of experts who are me think it may because that show sucks. It's what nerds with no friends think cool people with friends act like. You ever see a McDonalds commercials with black people? Black people don't act like that, but the white people who made the commercial think black people act like that. Entourage is exactly like that, but 100 times longer and with fewer jokes.
SPIKE WON'T GET AN OSCAR BECAUSE HE LIKES THE KNICKS - "They (Oscar voters and Academy bosses) take everything into account with me. They take into account that I like the Knicks or that I'm in New York. If you did a survey, the bulk of the people who vote in the Academy are in Los Angeles. There's definite bias, considering that my films are typically New York-based." I knew it. I knew it had to be something like this. This is why they never nominate Scorsese or Woody Allen either. Wait…
HER LITTL'INS IS DOIN' GOOD - Lynne Spears says that even knowing what she knows now, she would still let her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn pursue stardom. "I think you have to let them follow their dreams. I think it would be worse in the end if you didn't." Worse than kicked off her tv show because she got pregnant at 16? Worse than divorced and her kids taken away and in rehab three times by 25? Define "worse".

A few weeks ago, Spike Lee complained to the media about the Clint Eastwood directed movie "The Flags of Our Fathers", because there weren’t any black soldiers portrayed in the movie. Spike said…
"Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen. If you reporters had any balls you'd ask him why. There's no way I know why he did that … But I know it was pointed out to him and that he could have changed it. It's not like he didn't know."
Note to Spike Lee: Clint Eastwood will fuck you up. The Guardian UK says…
Eastwood justified his choice of actors, saying that those black troops who did take part in the battle as part of a munitions company didn't raise the flag. The battle is known by the image of US marines raising the American flag on Mount Suribachi.
Eastwood said, "The story is Flags of Our Fathers, the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn't do that. If I go ahead and put an African-American actor in there, people'd go: 'This guy's lost his mind.' I mean, it's not accurate." Referring to Lee, he added: "A guy like him should shut his face."
Oh and there’s more:
Defending the racial make-up in his films as historically accurate, Eastwood referred to another of his films, Changeling, which was set in Los Angeles before the city had a large group of African-Americans. "What are you going to do, you going to tell a fuckin' story about that?" he said. "Make it look like a commercial for an equal opportunity player? I'm not in that game. I'm playing it the way I read it historically, and that's the way it is. When I do a movie and it's 90% black, like Bird, then I use 90% black people.
"He was complaining when I did Bird (the 1988 biopic of Charlie Parker). Why would a white guy be doing that? I was the only guy who made it, that's why. He could have gone ahead and made it. Instead he was making something else."
Spike Lee is right. Why won’t Clint Eastwood show the truth. According to other, more honest movies, I’ve leaned that most black people are either judges or surgeons or police captains. And most inner city gangs are a mix of Asians and whites. Why can’t Clint show the world honestly like Spike does, like in "The Inside Man" when the good people are all black and the evil people are all white. Just like in real life. You won't get away with this you White Devils.