Tara Reid Looks Ready

By Lex November 17, 2014 @ 10:58 AM

Tara Reid Landing In Private Jet In Sydney
I don’t wish death on anybody. That’s some necromancer karma you don’t want bouncing back. But I do gamble on it. Tara Reid has been eating up space in my 2014 celebrity death pool since January 1. The Sharknado resurrection seemed a setback, but seeing Tara exit the plane in Australia I’ve started easing into my winnings. Tara’s traveled to Australia presumably to trek out into the Outback until kangaroos feast on her desiccated carcass. It’s a Circle of Life ending her agent convinced her was her best career option. After a few weeks of tribute songs, Jedward will Segway along her path of Wasabi peas and retrieve her sun bleached remains. Something to display at the Turnpike Rest Area to be named in her honor.

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Tara Reid Goes Down

By Lex November 03, 2014 @ 8:59 AM

Tara Reid Grips Her Friend While Tripping After A Halloween Party In Los Angeles
Nobody gets deeper into Halloween character than Tara Reid. Reid’s get up of toasted Tara Reid tasting pavement was spot on. She’s worked this costume out before to similar effect. The real trick is convincing a friend to play the role of supportive bestie. It’s exhausting working alongside genius.

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Tara Reid Shows Off Her Cleavage At The Sharknado 2 Premiere In Los Angeles

By Lex August 22, 2014 @ 7:52 AM

Tara Reid Shows Off Her Cleavage At The Sharknado 2 Premiere In Los Angeles

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Tara Reid Is Not Dead

By Lex August 15, 2014 @ 9:54 AM

Tara Reid Posts Bikini Photos To Twitter
Every few months Tara Reid makes a Sharknado movie or posts an ungainly photo of herself to Twitter so that her parents don’t have to speed dial the coroner to go take a peek in her apartment. It’s really more of a social service than a means to garner attention. Tara’s proof of life photos tend to be of her in a bikini looking like she’s just gave birth in the storage room of a third world bar. There are many reasons to admire Tara Reid. They all escape me at the moment.

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Tara Reid In A Bikini In Australia

By Lex April 09, 2014 @ 12:27 PM

Tara Reid In A Bikini At The Beach In Australia
Whenever I see Tara Reid in a bikini, the thought always comes to mind, wow, I can’t believe she’s still alive. I have friends serving overseas or working in dangerous domestic professions or those afflicted with potentially dangerous medical conditions, but it’s always Tara Reid that I just assume has fallen off a booze cruise and been eaten very slowly by millions of krill. This is why Tara sends out Twitter pictures of herself in bikinis once a month. She’s not trying to show off the results of her cardboard and packing glue diet, she just wants to make sure people aren’t packing up boxes at her apartment and talking about her in the past tense. I’m still alive! Don’t let Jedward hork my shit!

Photo Credit: Tara Reid/Twitter

Tara Reid Posts Bikini Photos To Twitter

By Lex March 24, 2014 @ 12:44 PM

Tara Reid In A White Bikini At The Beach

Photo Credit: Tara Reid/Twitter