By Travis May 01, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
First, George Clooney finally decided to settle down and get married for a second time to lawyer Amal Alamuddin, who doesn’t look anything like the women he has typically dated, but played hard to get enough to make him slap a ring the size of the moon on her finger. And now, according to In Touch, Leonardo DiCaprio has decided to stop sleeping with every 19-year old model on the face of the planet and focus on sleeping with his 21-year old Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Toni Garrn, who looks exactly like every woman that he’s ever dated, and has reportedly moved into the actor’s new $8 million New York City apartment. It’s important to point out that Leo bought the place on his own, which means that when Toni comes home one day in the near future and finds all of her stuff on the sidewalk while Bregje Heinen is moving in, she shouldn’t even pretend to act shocked.
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By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 2:41 PM
I’ve had to fight the Leonardo Dicaprio is gay meme that every guy who can’t come to grips with how many supermodels Dicaprio bangs employs to salvage their own pride. It’s not been easy. This latest 21-year old German model Toni Garrn might take the cake. I don’t think she even speaks English. Which makes her perfect. She doesn’t like bikini tops, which is nearly as good as not understanding a single word she says. Fucking Leo.
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By Lex August 09, 2013 @ 6:27 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has a new supermodel girlfriend. He goes through them really fast. Some people say his inability to maintain a relationship with women means he has issues making emotional connections with others. Some people have even speculated that this constant public display of model girlfriends is a cover for the fact the Leonardo DiCaprio is actually gay. I choose to go with the most obvious explanation — he is trying bang the shit out of as many super hot women as possible. You know, like you and I would if we were handed the magic pussy scepter.
Here’s Toni Garrn. She models for Calvin Klein, who is not currently banging any hot women.
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