Toni Garrn’s Tits Might Be Dating Leonardo Dicaprio

By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 2:41 PM

Toni Garrn Goes Swimming In A See Through Wet T Shirt At The Beach In St Barts
I’ve had to fight the Leonardo Dicaprio is gay meme that every guy who can’t come to grips with how many supermodels Dicaprio bangs employs to salvage their own pride. It’s not been easy. This latest 21-year old German model Toni Garrn might take the cake. I don’t think she even speaks English. Which makes her perfect. She doesn’t like bikini tops, which is nearly as good as not understanding a single word she says. Fucking Leo.

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Toni Garrn In A Bikini

By Lex August 09, 2013 @ 6:27 PM

Toni Garrn In A Bikini Poolside While Vacationing In Ibiza
Leonardo DiCaprio has a new supermodel girlfriend. He goes through them really fast. Some people say his inability to maintain a relationship with women means he has issues making emotional connections with others. Some people have even speculated that this constant public display of model girlfriends is a cover for the fact the Leonardo DiCaprio is actually gay. I choose to go with the most obvious explanation — he is trying bang the shit out of as many super hot women as possible. You know, like you and I would if we were handed the magic pussy scepter.

Here’s Toni Garrn. She models for Calvin Klein, who is not currently banging any hot women.

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