you should follow tyler on twitter

By brendon July 03, 2010 @ 12:42 AM

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Because if you were following Tyler on twitter, when hot girls email pictures like the banner picture girl or this girl with E’s, they end up over there long before I can find some transparent excuse to post them on Tyler (like I did, rather poorly, for this one or this one, for example).

On a related topic, if you’re a hot girl you should take some fantastic pictures like this perfect angel did. She took them simply out of the goodness of her heart, but from now on you could make an easy $500. For standing in front of the mirror and looking hot. Which you do anyway, but until now no has paid you a cent! What is that all about! I think that’s terrible, and I’m not gonna sit here – LIKE A COWARD! – and watch you get exploited!

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Frankenstein Hilton says hes not stupid

By brendon June 15, 2010 @ 4:41 PM

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(note – the pictures of Joy Riddle from my facebook aren’t relevant in any way but i feel really bad about two posts in a row on this creep, so she’s here to make this post tolerable.)

Disfigured blogger Perez Hilton has made a video about the Miley Cyrus incident (see it on USA Today here), and he asks if we really think she would go out without underwear and if we think he would be stupid enough to post pictures if she did. Yes. Yes.

He claims she was clearly wearing underwear. You may notice NO ONE else is posting these pictures. Try and guess why. And if she was clearly wearing underwear then there would have been no reason for him to take the picture down. And yet that’s what he did almost immediately Sunday night. If she’s clearly wearing underwear he should have no trouble hosting the picture again. When someone acts guilty, they’re probably guilty. Also keep in mind how he described the picture:

If you are easily offended, do NOT click here. Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!

Doesn’t really sound like someone describing a picture of a girl in her underwear does it? I only mention all this to stir up as much heat as possible so maybe someone will do something. You have to tread very lightly when dealing with a teen girl. Later of course, when she gets married, you can do whatever you want because she becomes the mans property.  If she doesn’t like it, maybe her best friends the broom and the dustpan can talk some sense into her.

Rue McClanahan is dead

By brendon June 03, 2010 @ 1:33 PM

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‘Golden Girls’ star Rue McClanahan died today at the age of 76, after complications of being 76. Did people think she was immortal or something? She had to die at some point. Good riddance you old bitch.

The real headline this morning should be about Nicole, who wants to be a Suicide Girl, so she sent all of us a video of her rubbing her naked chest. Tyler isn’t a sad page about the elderly being gripped by the icy hand of death, it’s a happy page, where hot young gingers rub their tits and let us watch. Hooray Internet!

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gabourey sidibe is a mean ungrateful bitch

By brendon May 07, 2010 @ 4:21 PM

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‘Precious’ star Gabourey Sidibe is a physically repulsive monster and in most countries her fat ass would be left alone in the street until she either died or got skinny enough to chase down some food. But in America, we’re supposed to pretend like she’s different and wonderful and uniquely sexy. Well guess what. She bought it. And now she’s an annoying bitch.

Jon Capehart of the Washington Post says…

“I was thrilled to spot her at a table laughing uproariously with the man sitting to her right. ‘I know you’re having a good time and I’m sorry to interrupt,’ I began. My next sentence didn’t come out because Sidibe shouted over the din, ‘Yeah, come back in five minutes!’
Back at the table, I sheepishly related the incident to Jo-Ann Armao. “Oh! She’s horrible,” Armao said.
She saw Sidibe at the pre-cocktails and told her that she’d seen “Precious” three times … What was Sidibe’s response? “I guess I should say, ‘Thank you.’”

And Mediabistro.com says much of the same…

When asked for a picture, the less-than-enthused newbie star could barely crack a smile. One photo-seeking fan said jokingly, “that’s all you’re going to give me,” to the pouty Precious. Gabby responded, “you’ll get what I give you.”

And FishbowlDC witnessed…

a Politico reporter asking Gabby for a quick interview. Gabby replied, “one question” and then proceeded to give the reporter a one-word answer. When asked a follow up she said, “sounds like three questions, good night.”

Hahaha. It’s funny that fatty thinks she’s a part of Hollywood now. And maybe she will be as long as none of her roles require going up some stairs or looking like something from earth.

But fuck her because luckily one of the sexxxy readers sent in pictures of her incredibly hot body with wwtdd written on it. I wanted to link to her site or whatever and make sure she got the credit she deserves but she didn’t care about that. She wanted to remain anonymous. She even made me crop the pics to only show her body. I’ve always said that sexy girls with big tits are kind and wonderful, and this proves it. They don’t care about accolades, they just want to make people happy. And according to a survey of my erection, they did it!

Mareline

By brendon December 17, 2000 @ 10:13 AM

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Olivia and Kirstina

By brendon December 06, 2000 @ 9:30 AM

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