Valentino Apologizes for Hawking Purses at Philip Seymour Hoffman's Funeral

Among the idiotic jobs you may not know exist is celebrity spotters for fashion companies. These Mensa candidates scan all the paparazzi photos to see if any celebrity is wearing or holding any of their client's high-priced child-labor sewn goods and then alert the gossip sites. That way breathless recent college grads can blog shit like 'Jennifer Lawrence was wearing a gorgeous necklace by Douchenozzle' and stuff...

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