Thank God he has a white shirt on. Otherwise it would just be this little smiling head floating two feet off the ground. I know he's at Cannes to promote "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus", but this would also do a good job promoting some sort of state-run selective infanticide program. (image source = wenn)read more

go f yourself dignity

Verne Troyer is one of the contestants on the UK show "Celebrity Big Brother", and the Daily Mail says that last night as part of a challenge they made him dress up like a teddy bear and eat a pot of honey. Why a stuffed animal would eat anything, much less honey, is beyond me, but whatever, the point is it seems a little fucked up to ask a midget to dress like a teddy bear. Were they worried he forgot to hate his more