By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 1:08 PM

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Thank God he has a white shirt on. Otherwise it would just be this little smiling head floating two feet off the ground. I know he’s at Cannes to promote “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, but this would also do a good job promoting some sort of state-run selective infanticide program.

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go f yourself dignity

By brendon January 15, 2009 @ 5:12 AM

Verne Troyer is one of the contestants on the UK show "Celebrity Big Brother", and the Daily Mail says that last night as part of a challenge they made him dress up like a teddy bear and eat a pot of honey.  Why a stuffed animal would eat anything, much less honey, is beyond me, but whatever, the point is it seems a little fucked up to ask a midget to dress like a teddy bear.  Were they worried he forgot to hate his life for 10 seconds, so they put him back in his place?  Did they think he forgot he's an elf or whatever it is they call it.  They might as well ask him to break into a cobblers workshop one night and fix all the shoes.