Britney Spears Goes Out With a Bang, On a Harness (VIDEO)

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Spears now fades back into her life of suburban motherhood and dating questionable men her handlers convince her are refreshingly nice guys during their nightly upload into the chip implanted in her forebrain.

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Rapper T.I. Made It Rain on Single Moms (VIDEO)

December 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a gratuitous gesture of filmed charity, rapper T.I. marched into an Atlanta area Target on Christmas Eve and threw twenty grand at “all the single moms” to help pay for their shopping.

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Juan Rosales Discovered a Brand New Danger of Teen Drinking (VIDEO)

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the downsides of teen drinking never discussed in high school assemblies with uninspiring guest speakers — death by waves of bullets from a pissed off Mexican drug warlord.

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The Top 3 Nude Scenes of 2017 on This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week on the Mr. Skin Minute, everyone’s favorite authority on celebrity nudity counts down his Top 3 Nude Scenes of 2017!

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Baseball Used to Be Way Better (VIDEO)

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Strawberry’s ghost written numerous tomes about drugs and rehab and his messed up playing days, but he saved the best detail for last: he banged chicks in between innings of ball games.

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Ben Affleck Unshaven, Staggering, Hanging With Blond, Standard Stuff

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know those scenes in the comics where Batman has hit rock bottom and they depict him unkempt and messed up and tripping over shit? 

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Tavis Smiley, Fired and Fighting Back (VIDEO)

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Smiley contends that investigators hired by PBS to look into allegations that he had sex with female employees intimidated witnesses to provide damming evidence against Smiley, and encourage them to embellish facts and circumstances. 

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Emilia Clarke Stark Naked in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week on the Mr. Skin Minute, Emilia Clarke gets back to her topless ways on the seventh season of Game of Thrones, now out on DVD & Blu-ray!

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David Duchovny Curing Sex Addiction One Super Young Chick at a Time

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Duchovny and his libido and all the bullshit amateur psychology around it remind us that no matter the changing social mores and shifts of political power and gender realignments, shit never really changes.

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Social Media Famous ‘Rooftopper’ Dies in Fall (Expected Headline)

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Think of “Rooftoppers” as superheroes that don’t help other people.

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