OK Go has become famous for their single-shot videos, and their treadmill video for ‘Here It Goes Again’ has almost 50 million views on youtube, making it one of the most popular videos ever (just behind the sneezing panda but ahead of that goofy little dick on his way home from the dentist).
Needless to say, following something so famous was gonna be hard. The most obvious way would be to dress like a high school marching band in a field and have the wind and horn section in sniper camouflage. And so that’s what they did. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new dating book out, and if you think she wouldn’t have any good tips for how to spice up your love life, you would be 100 percent correct.
One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
The promise of slamming your penis into a dozen rocks might be effective if you’re trying to seduce Ben Grimm, but believe it or not I’d rather not pound my dick into fragile cut glass with sharp edges. Seeing a girl with crystals glued to her vagina sounds horrifying. At best it would look like armor, at worst scales, and either way my dick isn’t getting anywhere near it. Because it’s either defending itself or it might spit poison at me.
The French trailer for ‘Chloe’, starring Liam Nesson, Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried, is way better than the American one because it delves deeper into the psychological tug-of-war between the characters. And also because you can see Amandas naked tits and ass a few times.
The movie is about Moore hiring Seyfried to try and seduce her husband, Neeson. He doesn’t go for it, but Amanda gives him a blowjob anyway and Moore gets all huffy about it. Mee-ow! The claws are comin’ out now girlfriend!
Mariah Carey won the Breakthrough Actress award at last nights Palm Springs Film Festival, and when she went to accept she admitted the obvious, namely that she was drunk off her ass.
Carey won the award for her portrayal of a guidance councilor in ‘Precious’, the story of an obese, illiterate, 16-year-old black girl with two kids (both the product of her dad raping her) who lives on welfare in Harlem and has HIV. The film has been a huge hit on the awards show circuit, and with racist white people who like saying, “I told you so.”
One of the most famous things Jimmy Fallon ever did on SNL was the ‘I Wish It Was Christmas Today’ sketch with Horatio Sanz, Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan. Fallon has of course moved on to replace Conan at 11:30, and now he can do the same kind of thing but with the Roots for a band and Julian Casablancas of the Strokes on lead vocals. And so last night that’s what he did. It probably makes a lot more sense if you’re high. So go get stoned and watch this again. Awesome now, right?
(PROBABLY ILLEGAL FOR SOME QUEER REASON UPDATE - download an mp3 version of the song here)
Dr. Cyril Wecht is just about as famous a forensic pathologist can get. He’s the Lebron James of pathologists, the only difference being the quality of pussy I assume they get.
Although not directly involved with the Brittany Murphy case, he told CBS News today there’s little doubt in his mind about what killed her, despite the early reports claiming she died of natural causes.
“When you have a 32-year-old person dying suddenly … you can place your bet down that it’s going prove to be a case of acute combined drug toxicity.
I guarantee you that, if the pathologists at the Los Angeles coroner’s office had found something dramatic, like a heart attack, like a stroke, or like something of a definitive nature, would you have heard about it. The fact that they say that they’re going wait for toxicology tests and it will take a couple of months, you can be sure that this is going to prove to be a case of acute combined drug toxicity.”
Toxi City would be a good name for a rave club or something. Which reminded me of Brittanys song with Paul Oakenfold. It’s actually really good if you like that kind of music. So it’s okay if you do. You don’t have to act tough to impress me. I love you no matter what.
