Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one thing I’ve learned here wrapping up five years, it’s that after thousands of stories of shocking behavior and exclamation point worthy headlines, not a single one of these stories is the least bit stunning or unpredictable.... READ MORE

Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Continues Trademark Takeover of the World

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift continues to trademark inane child-like lyrics from her hit songs to the benefit of moving licensed merchandise with the phrases. It makes no sense unless your fifteen and your parents think buying you useless crap will make... READ MORE

Chelsea Manning Running for Senate (VIDEO)

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chelsea Manning, the former Private Bradley Manning who kicked off WikiLeaks with a 750,000 page dump of secure documents involving America’s war in Iraq and Afghanistan, is running for Senate. The nation has seen many war heroes run for... READ MORE

Chris Matthews Joke About Roofying Hillary Clinton Went Over Well (VIDEO)

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard these days to separate old drunk Irishmen from patriarchal powerful systemic abusers. They talk the same. Chris Matthews says lots of stupid shit, not because he’s an unintelligent man, but because he’s miked half his like, he... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Flunked His #MeToo Test (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Athletes are often asked to comment on outside-of-sports matters to which they have no educational background or intellectual curiosity. It never goes well. It shouldn’t. Dumb models practice fake answers to grown up questions in pageants and they still... READ MORE

The Mr. Skin Minute Exposes the Golden Globes of This Year’s Winners (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

  This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is a tribute to the winners! This year, three actresses were awarded Golden Globes for roles in which they went nude, which is a win-win for Mr. Skin! Nicole Kidman took home Best Actress in a Limited... READ MORE

Viewer’s Choice for Best Breasts of 2017 in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute turns things over to the viewers with their picks for the Best Breasts of 2017. I won’t spoil the list, but I will say that Emily Meade made one heck of an impression on our viewers with her... READ MORE

Courtney Act Flashed His Tuck on Live TV (VIDEO)

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You never know what will happen on an Welcome to the Celebrity Big Brother House episode of the British show. Other than the fact there won’t be any actual celebrities. Also, the house may merely be a sound stage.... READ MORE

Bregoli Takes Down Paul, This Is the End of Times

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Fall of the Roman Empire took an excruciatingly long number of tiresome pages to explain. The fall of Western civilization can be more tersely attributed to an interview of Danielle Bregoli criticizing Logan Paul for his dead Japanese... READ MORE