Holy crap!

Damn, we all knew Angelina Jolie was pregnant with the child of Brad Pitt, but its kind of amazing just how far along she is. Jesus, is she having a kid or a damn dinosaur? She is reportedly due in the summer, but based on these pictures in People, by then the baby will be carrying Angelina around. She may even be at the weird stage that pregnant women go through, the one where they start to eat food in weird combinations. What are you, a racoon now? A damn catfish? Knock it off, you’re creeping me out.

Is it too early to masturbate to the idea that this will be twin girls.