Britney Spears is now in trouble

TMZ now says that the LA County Department of Children and Family Services has contacted the LA County Sheriff’s Department in regards to the pictures showing Britney Spears driving with her baby on her lap without proper child restraint. But, apparently, none of this was Britney’s fault. It was all someone else’s fault. Quoth Britney:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way…”

So, to protect the baby from danger, Britney put the baby in danger. The baby will still be in mortal peril, but on Britney’s terms. See. Get it. Feel kinda bad for making fun of her before you knew the facts, don’t you. Quite honestly, I’m amazed she didn’t give the baby a gun and point him toward the photographer’s car. “Aim fo’ the tires, littl’in, just like them Duke boys. YEEEEE-HAWWWWW!”


update – A press release issued late Tuesday night says that the LA County Department of Children and Family Services will investigate the incident involving Britney Spears and her son after a LA County sheriffs deputy went to Spears home in Malibu and got the necessary contact information.

(I don’t hate her because she’s from Louisiana, I hate her because I’m from Louisiana)