Lindsay Lohan is in love

My dad never gave me a lot of advice, but he would slap me in the back of the head if I did something stupid. Which is kind of like advice. One thing he did say was that if I end up dating a few different girls at once, come up with one nickname for all of them. I mention this because apparently it was a big deal that Lindsay Lohan was at Olympus Fashion Week in New York over the weekend wearing a gold ‘J’ around her neck. Reportedly for Jared Leto. Cause they’re so in love. Or maybe she’s just an idiot who needs a prompt when trying to remember who todays boyfriend is. Remember the rumor about her getting “breathe” tatted on her wrist. Yeah, that was true. And remember the rumor about me being a hunky shirtless cowboy, always scoring with tons of hot models. Also true, baby.

Those top pics are obviously Lindsay and Fergie acting like idiots on the runway. Being the most insufferable bitch at a fashion show is like being the meanest badger. You really really have to step up.