Lindsay Lohan is patient

For some reason I watched this video of Lindsay Lohan being absolutely mauled by the paparazzi a hundred times, as she does stuff as fascinating as leave a tanning salon in the middle of the week. It’s easy to call her a drunken freckled mess – and fun too! – but it really would suck to be surrounded by these animals all day, every day, everywhere you go. This is why I’ve rejected a life of fame and glamour. I only care about the dolphins. And the children. And sit-ups. Call me, ladies!


You have to go to TMZ to watch the video. I stared at the source code for 30 minutes trying to rip it but couldn’t for the life of me figure out how. Reader Peanut is a genuis. Watch the video here.

And, you’re probably wondering what Peter Griffin thinks about all this Lindsay Lohan talk. Funny you should ask.