Big stars are gay too!

“Tee-hee, tee-hee, look at us everyone, we’re gay too! Aren’t we shocking! We’re at the GLAAD awards and were not patronizing at all. Look how easy it is to be gay for 1.2 seconds. We’re showing our support and how much we love gay people by gently touching lips as if we lost a bet and had to kiss a homeless person. And we’ll grab this lumps ass because we’re so outrageous, but if the lump tries to grab our ass, we’ll lock on to its wrists like it was trying to pull us into a volcano. Look how open minded we are!”