Star Jones is sexy

Good news for everyone who likes to watch ‘the View’ and imagine Star Jones sexily slinking up and down on a stripper pole and peeling off her clothes. Bad news for everyone who is not completely fucking insane. Star Jones of course has a long history of using her position on the daytime talk show to get free stuff in exchange for plugs, and now, just a few weeks after getting breast implants (or a lift, as she claims) and dropping 150 pounds after gastric bypass surgery (which she still denies), Star told her manager to arrange free lessons at S Factor gym, which specializes in teaching clients how to strip and dance with a stripper pole.


If I had my choice between Star Jones as my stripper or that chick from Murder She Wrote, who is like 115 now and would probably be up on stage on a Rascal, holding the pole with one hand and using the little cart to circle around it, I would definitely choose the chick from Murder She Wrote. Watching her strip and fuck me with her eyes wouldn’t be any less creepy than watching Star Jones do it, but the Murder She Wrote chick kinda looks like my grandma, and maybe if I stick enough singles in her G-string she would bake me cookies and tell me how handsome I look in my new sweater.


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