Jake G got mad hops, yo

Jake Gyllenhaal sure is a good basketball player. Man, look at him soar. Speaking of sore, this dude does realize no one cares if he’s gay, right. Seriously. Jake, we don’t care. Just come out. Be proud of who you are, man. Don’t worry about the acting. You’re not exactly playing James Bond and Patton these days. And stop with the contrived romances. No one believed you were really with Kirsten Dunst. According to every rumor in town, Jake would rather blow himself than get Kirsten Dunst on her knees. Although, with Kirsten, I guess I would probably would too. Okay, that was a bad example.

Why is he playing ball in a prison day yard? Umm, that’s actually not a bad question.


Update – Awwww … look how cute.