08.17.2006 BRITNEY SPEARS IS GROSS

Britney Spears, who has gained roughly 40 pounds while carrying her second child, says she plans to regain her once famous figure after having her baby.  But if she intends to lose any weight, a few minor adjustments may have to be made to her current dirt.  Britney says:

"Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God!  I'll get up in the middle of the night and I'll get a Hershey's bar, the real big ones, and I'll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying."

Do you think Britney had her tail surgically removed or did it just wear down from wearing pants.  



(1) Comment

  1. Observer 11/08/2007 00:54

    FIRST of all This is one fucking funny post.

    As I always say to the complainers - how could you not report this stuff.

    I like the typo where "diet" was typo-ed as "dirt" - that's either Freudian or planned.

    But if she intends to lose any weight, a few minor adjustments may have to be made to her current dirt.

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