DINA LOHAN IS REASONABLE

Dina Lohan has always acted like more of a needy friend than a parent to Lindsay Lohan, so it should come as no surprise that Lindsay doesn't have much respect for her.  As witnessed by the scene they caused at a fancy Manhattan restaurant last week during a birthday part for Dina.  Once Lindsay begrudgingly arrived, Dina and her friends had already killed one bottle of Cristal and started on another.  Dina was drunk, Lindsay was embarrassed, and then…

Fellow restaurant patrons … were horrified when Lindsay and her mom started hurling curse words at each other. Finally, Lindsay stormed out, telling her mom to "go to hell," leading Dina to start crying uncontrollably. She proceeded to type furiously on her BlackBerry for 45 minutes, eyewitnesses report, then started throwing fortune cookies at the waiters-and burst into tears again when her birthday cake came out.

A little angel named Dr. Phil says that good relationships don't just happen, you have to have a plan.  And top experts agree that Dina had a pretty good plan: first she got drunk, then she threw stuff at a waiter, then she cried.  Once things settle down, this grand gesture should warm Lindsay's icy heart for sure.

source = TMZ and National Ledger