Daniel Edwards, the artist who created sculptures of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear rug and "Suri (Crusies) bronzed baby poop", is now working on an sexually explicit sculpture of Brad Pitt with both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. A source tells the London Daily Star:
"(Jolie and Aniston) are horrified by the work and will go to any lengths to prevent it from being exhibited. That includes teaming up against Daniel. But Brad doesn’t seem to be bothered by the threesome portrayal at all."
Eh. This would maybe be kinda hot except that it wont be. The idea of Brad and Angelina behind Aniston, working her over until she cries, just as they have in real life, may sound hot but the reality will probably be disappointing. Just like that prostitute I picked up on Santa Monica Blvd. Turns out that 6’2” blond had a secret.