STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Everyone has slept with Anna Nicole Smith – Two more men have come forward and claimed that they are the real father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby and another claims he was asked to get Anna Nicole pregnant.  Another man in a Coffee Bean in Vegas said the idea of Anna Nicole’s tubby drunk ass getting laid was repulsive, and so I just want to finish this paragraph as fast as I can.  JLo is a deadbeat – Avjet Corp. filed a complaint in Los Angeles Superior Court today stating that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony chartered a jet in January to fly them from New York to Puerto Rico and then again in May to go from Farmingdale to Burbank.  Neither of the $16,000 trips has been paid for, Avjet's lawsuit says, and Lopez owes more than $34,000.  In Jennifer’s defense, she’s a mean spirited bitch who doesn’t care about anyone but herself, so … uh … hm … never mind.  

Sienna Miller isn’t sorry – Sienna Miller has issued an apology after repeatedly insulting the city of Pittsburgh:  "I want to apologize for my comments which seem to have been misconstrued and taken out of context. I was referring to the fact that we are shooting almost all night shoots on this film and none of us have had an opportunity to fully explore the city. What I have seen of it is beautiful. I came once before to visit the Andy Warhol museum whilst researching a film and found both the city and it's inhabitants warm and gracious. My father is from Meadville and is in town to show me round this weekend. I sincerely apologize and hope people realize that conversations can be easily manipulated in print."Sienna doesn’t think very much of us if she's really gonna try to blame this on everyone else.  There aren’t a ton of different ways to interpret “Shitsburg”.  She thinks this is a game, but this time, THE GAME IS REAL!