Wesley Snipes is facing 16 years in jail because he hasn't filed taxes in 6 years and hired a firm with a history of false returns to fraudulently claim the IRS owed him 12 million dollars. When asked for a comment, Snipes asked if you were gonna finish the rest of that sandwich. You said you were, and he said oh, okay.
Vince Vaughn is suing two British Newspapers because they claimed he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston after he was photographed kissing a mystery blond. So see, people always laugh at me because I don't have any friends or a girlfriend or know any girls or have ever talked to a girl. Who's laughing now!
Tracking numbers predict that "Santa Claus 3" will make more money at the box office than the Borat movie when the two open head-to-head on November 3rd, even though Borat has gotten a huge amount of publicity in the past few months and has a devoted following. So why will "Santa Claus 3" make more money? Because kids are fucking retarded.
good for you wesley AKA Darkness. Brothas don’t have to steal in the streets anymore. They can do it from the comfort of their own homes, white collar style. I feel safer already.
Rick James called Charlie Murphy Darkness!
Darknessssssss
thats becuase they were around before wesley snipes
What is funny is they can’t find Snipes to arrest him. As for the 2nd story, who gives a fuck and that Borat guy I can’t fucking stand.
why cant they find him? is it dark outside already?
i hate borat more than paris
Sandwich? I thought the appropriate pop culture reference was to cornbread.
Santa Claus 3?You have got to be fucking kidding? That clanker can make as much money as fucking E.T. but it still couldn’t be considered in anyway in the same league as the Borat movie. Borat will give you an asthma attack. Santa Claus 3 will probably make everyone wish they were doing something better with their life, like ending it.
Can someone please point out the funny in the Borat character? I can’t seem to find it anywhere. And don’t think I haven’t tried.
He sure can rock the banana hammock, eh? That right there is worth some funny points, Michael.
Chet: I mis-read your comment, I thought you said you hated him more than penis. Which everyone knows, is a lie.
The funny in Borat is located right between your anus and your vagina. Did you look there?
Tbird, youre on a fuckin roll this week! lmao
Wesley Snipes - cool!! That means before he gets locked up he can cut his hair and dye it blond. Then when he can make an amazing escape in the future and the cops of San Angeles will have to hire Sylvester Stallone to catch him! DEMOLITION MAN is the FUTURE!
Vince should just admit that Jennifer isn’t the swallowing type and move on to someone who is - preferably Rose McGowan.
“Kids are fucking retarded?” Really. And here I thought Barney was duh shit. Kids have been retarded since the Smurfs and My Fucking Little Pony showed their Antichrist faces on TV. Plus, “playdates”, “Little Einstein”, “no sharp edges”, “no trans-fat”. George Carlin calls it “passive eugenics” - the stupid kid in the corner doesn’t grow up to have stupid kids of his own. Time to get with the fucking program America.
as for Borat, there is a clip somewhere where he interviews a couple of loons protesting hunting. He is wearing a hunting badge and they ask he why he hunts, his reply “it is fun!” The look on their faces was priceless.
borat is great because he is completely satiring the world’s view of third world countries. also it was inspired by some guy cohen met while traveling around. he’s a believable character, take it or leave it, i personally love him. mostly the Jew jokes (because Cohen is a Jew…)
Anyone know the words to “throw the Jew down the well”? I think it’s a drinking song…to be accompanied by a pint of goat piss.
I had seen one or two news reports on Borat, but the clip with this article was the first time i had actually seen him in action. He is bloody funny. Most of his jokes are so not PC they made me wince, but he is still bloody funny.