Angelina Jolie is adopting an Indian baby, "to add to her growing international brood", according to the Daily Mail. Sources say that Jolie and Brad Pitt have already applied to adopt a baby from an orphanage in India, where they are currently working on the film "A Mighty Heart". A source said, "They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas".
God, this house is gonna be a disaster. 24 hours a day - the Arab baby trying to strangle the Israeli baby, the African kid hunting down the cat, the Chinese baby balling up socks then making whistling sounds and bombing the Taiwanese baby, flaming arrows and tomahawks flying across the room, one of the kids in a cage. God damn that would fun to watch.
Tyra Banks is getting too fat to host "Americas Next Top Model", at least according to the executives at CW. Tyra has been instructed to lose weight immediately or she will be replaced as host for next season. A source says, "Tyra still looks good, but she's put on close to 50 pounds since starting her talk show … things are really getting out of control. I mean, she doesn't have the greatest personality, so if she starts getting too heavy, it could be a real problem for the show."
Damn. Because nothing would be better than seeing Tyra pointing with a big giant turkey leg during the line up part, telling the aspiring models what to do and how to act if they wanna be a big success. Like Tyra. And then Tyra dips the turkey leg in chocolate.
And Evangeline Lilly is just up here because she's cute and wet and the page has been pretty fug lately.
she looks better when lost.
I want to see recent pics of Tyra! Are there any?! does she really look that bad?! I know she has a mustache, now she put on 50 lbs?! Wait 50 lbs?! If she was 100 lbs and she put on 50 that equals 150 lbs (I can add)! Which is heavy for a girl (no offense Pregnant Unstable Cindy from yesterday’s Brooke Burke post, don’t kill me.) C’mon that HAS to be exaggerated by about 25 lbs. WTF? Could I have put in more “lbs?” Damn I did it again!
^ Shut the fuck up with your rambling
I gotta call bullshit on the Tyra story. She owns ANTM. It’s her show. If CW thinks she’s too fat, she can tell them to fuck right off and take it somewhere else!
Jessica Biel and Evangeline Lily would make for a nice sandwich.
I think its funny that people are pissed at Madonna while Angelina is going around “collecting” kids. Maybe it’s because Angelina doesn’t blatantly try to offend all the christian nuts; they choose to leave her alone.
They’re trying to start a Jr. UN…
Evangeline Lilly has frankles - freckles and kankles.
If you somehow splice Angelina Jolie and Evangeline Lilly, would you end up with Evangelina Jilly?
Hey Angela, maybe it’s not because Madonna offended “christian nuts,” but because she circumvented the laws of citizenship to adopt a child that has a father that does not wish to give up complete custody. (BTW, not religious, just hate to see people make accusations without merit.)
First of all Evangeline Lilly is NOT cute. She looks just like everybody else. In her defense though, she absolutely does not have cankles, Monkeypants. You know, people used to think freckles were cute. This upsets me.
J.D. 150 pounds is not “heavy for a girl”. For a supermodel, yes, it is more poundage than your typical, rail-thin model. But on a 5′6” woman, it’s within the normal range (BMI). It’s not surprising that our society has such a skewed body perception. Most models have BMI below 18, meaning that they are underweight. Many models have amenorrhea, meaning that they have too little fat to sustain menstruation. That’s NOT normal. It’s sick.
Who does Angelina think she is? Mia Farrow. I cannot wait until she ages and Brad leaves her with one of the adopted girls.
The Jolie-Pitt household sounds like hell.
Kiralyhne, she’s sorta cute…at times. She looks a lot better as a Lostie than she does in real life. I know, she doesn’t really have kankles, but a couple of those pics make it look like it.
JD eat shit. The only thing unstable thing is your penis size. I hear it’s a nice 1″ choad, though. Tuna can man.
it’s a good thing you can’t order babies online or their house would look like an orphanage. wait, isn’t that what she’s trying to rescue these tots from?
Good ad hominem, Cindy.
My husband always says a tuna can is good to have cause some girls like it that wide.
Cindy! We missed you, after your pregnancy rant! How’s the hormones today, better?
^ There? See the name? Happy now? Make fun of the pregnant lady.
LOL, not making fun at all…I enjoy your rants! Seriously!
“Tuna can man…” Loves me some Cindy. Sic ‘em, girl!!!!
angelina jolie needs to take care of the kids she has b/4 she adopts more, yea its a good thing what she is doing but c’mon enough with all the attention on her