Angelina Jolie is adopting an Indian baby, "to add to her growing international brood", according to the Daily Mail. Sources say that Jolie and Brad Pitt have already applied to adopt a baby from an orphanage in India, where they are currently working on the film "A Mighty Heart". A source said, "They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas". God, this house is gonna be a disaster. 24 hours a day – the Arab baby trying to strangle the Israeli baby, the African kid hunting down the cat, the Chinese baby balling up socks then making whistling sounds and bombing the Taiwanese baby, flaming arrows and tomahawks flying across the room, one of the kids in a cage. God damn that would fun to watch.
Tyra Banks is getting too fat to host "Americas Next Top Model", at least according to the executives at CW. Tyra has been instructed to lose weight immediately or she will be replaced as host for next season. A source says, "Tyra still looks good, but she's put on close to 50 pounds since starting her talk show … things are really getting out of control. I mean, she doesn't have the greatest personality, so if she starts getting too heavy, it could be a real problem for the show." Damn. Because nothing would be better than seeing Tyra pointing with a big giant turkey leg during the line up part, telling the aspiring models what to do and how to act if they wanna be a big success. Like Tyra. And then Tyra dips the turkey leg in chocolate.
And Evangeline Lilly is just up here because she's cute and wet and the page has been pretty fug lately.