10.20.2006 THE ‘DREAMGIRLS’ TRAILER IS OUT

 

I swear I've been hearing about this piece of crap movie for a year now, as if its some miracle finally captured on film. What the hell is wrong with you, Hollywood? Who thinks this is a good idea? Who thinks this this is gonna be anything but a complete and total failure? No one is gonna go see this boring faggity nonsense. I wanted to kill myself just watching the trailer. Wait, no, not me - them.  I'd rather watch x-rays of a tumor in my nuts than this movie.

(24) Comments

  1. JoeBlow 10/20/2006 11:52

    Are those nuts really saggy? Folks around these parts don’t like saggy nuts. They are scared by them.

  2. Danglin 10/20/2006 11:57

    Not to mention I’m pretty sure I just saw the whole movie by watching that trailer.

  3. Doctress Leisa 10/20/2006 12:02

    “They had talent, they had passion–but they needed something more…” What? Big black cock?

  4. Dr_Faulk 10/20/2006 12:06

    ….But she has a new hat!

  5. bryce 10/20/2006 12:09

    Jamie and Eddie are rocking the ‘Fro! Although I was dissapointed to discover that the movie wasn’t a porno. Worst false advertising, ever.

  6. Willie Beamin 10/20/2006 12:10

    Don’t Care

  7. sicksauce 10/20/2006 12:22

    It’s like “That Thing You Do” with black people

  8. T-bird 10/20/2006 12:24

    this is too painful. beyonce has the ass, titties, and moves that kate hudson wishes for every christmas. sadly, they got her overdressed and looking like she should be on the jeffersons. if she’s not practically naked and doing those oh so sexy booty dances, what’s the point?

  9. Edgar 10/20/2006 12:43

    This shit is going to make Glitter look like Gone with the Wind. But hey people actually paid money to go see “White Chicks”. Like I said, there is a retard born every day.

  10. James01 10/20/2006 13:03

    beyonce is in that movie?

  11. Tony 10/20/2006 14:22

    Finally!!! Hollywood makes te movie we have all been waiting for, fat black girls singing!!!

  12. Julz 10/20/2006 15:34

    IT’S NOT A TUMAH!!! And please, please, please get rid of that fucking Game Wad clown. Personally, I’ll put the cost of this movie’s admission toward a six-pack.

  13. Lisa 10/20/2006 15:36

    I knew after I read the title that I wouldn’t actually watch this clip. But even so, I still have to read all the brilliant sarcasm written here about it. Bliss!

  14. Doctress Leisa 10/20/2006 15:59

    Dreamgirls alternative songtrack = Weez aimz ta pleez, Mistah Sir…”Swing lo’, sweet chariot…” Comin’ forth to carry me bullshit. Diana Ross is spinning in her grave–wait–she’s not dead? She will be after seeing this shit.

  15. Zed 10/20/2006 18:10

    where all the white people at?

  16. n0thlngface 10/20/2006 18:29

    does the lighting in that movie suck or is everyone stove pipe black?

  17. gma 10/20/2006 18:55

    If Eddie Murphy played his part a little more “Sexual Chocolate”-y, this movie would look a thousand times better.

  18. Josh07 10/20/2006 20:11

    I think Eddy Murphy realized that what little respect he had left, after doing daddy day care and that other movie about a haunted or something, he had to get rid of and then some.

  19. lali_jo 10/21/2006 01:14

    Why does it remind me so much of Showgirls?

  20. Ass Tagger 10/21/2006 03:18

    Oh, for the love of fuck, if you’re gonna make not only a shitty movie, but a movie that looks just fucking like 39 other fucking movies that have the exact same fucking plot with different actors, can’t you just tell us to go rent one of those jizzbombs and put those millions of dollars to better use?

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