Justin Bieber Saving Women From Assault At Coachella

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber does it all. He’s not really a hero and not really a villain. He’s like Wolverine from X-men, severely misunderstood by most but in the end always does the right thing. Coachella lost it’s cool the minute... READ MORE

Who’s Hotter: Enhanced Ladies Edition and Crap Around the Web

April 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Martha Hunt Tans that Pussy of the Day Blac Chyna’s Headphones Deal Still Beating After Stroller Fight Dakota Johnson Cameltoe in Tight Leggings Who’s Hottest: Chloe Ferry, Holly Hagan or Olivia Attwood? Put A Quarter In Julie Anne Clarke’s... READ MORE

Samantha Hoopes Hardly Contained and Crap Around the Web

March 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Skin-filled titles leaving streaming, models with hard nips, and more! READ MORE

Jay-Z Is Only Love In An Elevator From Now On

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With sister-in-laws you either want to fondle them or fight them. There’s no in-between. Just a perpetual lust or loathe relationship until you eventually get divorced.


The Hurricane Harvey Telethon Is Here, Wheel Out Barbra Streisand

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Start with the obligatory, all charity money is good money. It's trite and true and almost prevents you from making fun of Oprah and Barbra Streisand and George Clooney reprising their 9/11: A Tribute to American Heroes and the... READ MORE

Beyoncé Wants You To Buy $300 Picture Book

August 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

WikiHow exists. It's free. It's the online version to get a general idea of how to do everything from hide a body to be an adult. Beyoncé exists. She does not believe in WikiHow or the general public's competence.


Beyoncé Looks Like Becky

July 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Prominent leaders of the outrage culture caused enough disturbance for Madame Tussauds to take a wax statue of Beyonce down. 



Jay Z Laments His Menage in 4:44 Album

June 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You have to credit Jay Z with providing he and his wife's audience and the broader consumer public exactly what they want. With a straight face, unashamedly, we now own $300 million worth of homes in Bel Air, honey,... READ MORE

Beyonce Brings Twins Onto the World

June 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There has yet to be a movie made creepier or more terrifying than simply following the Twitter feeds of Beyonce fans. They've got the nickname Beyhive. Cute at twelve. More Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders at thirty-two. 


Beyoncé Bare Belly Push Party For Africa

May 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A very pregnant Beyoncé celebrated her upcoming multiple reconstructive surgeries with an African-themed Carter Push Party at her home in Beverly Hills.