10.25.2006 WHAT KIND OF LAME ASS PARTY IS THIS

What the points of a Halloween party if none of the chicks are dressed up like a Hooters waitress or a sexy Indian.  You can tell Giselle is hot cause any normal girl would get stabbed for wearing this to a Halloween party.  It’s not even a real mask.  She might as well have just put in some damn contacts.  Scarlett looks ridiculous.  That mask is just dumb.  She clearly just wanted to look sexy and it didn't work at all.  Pictures of shark attack victims are sexier than this.  The only interesting part of the night would be watching Pete Doherty and a pregnant Kate Moss deform their kid right before our eyes.  She's gonna end up giving birth to a dragon.


(27) Comments

  1. Bill 10/25/2006 16:20

    kate and pete both deserve to die! they are fucking evil and deserve to go to hell. i am also sadden by scarlett’s “costume”…wtf is the world coming to? :(

  2. reggid 10/25/2006 16:25

    Hey look — Kate Moss and Pete Doherty dressed up as drunken heroin addicts!

  3. Shelly 10/25/2006 16:39

    I think Scarlett looks very sexy! Granted her “costume” is just a lame mask–but she pull it off well me thinks.

  4. Angela 10/25/2006 16:43

    What the hell is Giselle supposed to be? Oh right Leo’s scraps. I think she pulled it off.

  5. J.D. 10/25/2006 16:45

    Pete Doherty is a waste of skin, even punctured skin. Kate isn’t much better, but I blame Pete. With the rumors of Kate possibly knocked up, I just don’t believe it could happen. I think the movie Scarface had a point here. Either way, her womb is polluted, and so is his seed, it just is impossible. If it does happen It would come out looking like the baby in “Exorcist The Beginning” crawling in maggots, creeps me out just thinking about it.

  6. bryce 10/25/2006 16:50

    Wow, that Pete Doherty is a real catch! Also it’s standard for pregnant chicks to stumble around drinking champagne from the bottle, right? I’ll check with that crazy chick in the Brook thread… I can’t wait for the birth of their crack baby. I wonder who will try and adopt it first, Madonna or Angelina Jolie? Prolly Madge as she isn’t cool enough to know it’s only brown babies that are fashionable…

  7. J.D. 10/25/2006 16:55

    Another thing. When Pete and Kate show up to a party, does anyone actually talk to them, or do they just stand there and space out? They are both pale, super skinny, AND have dialated pupils, I wouldn’t think to talk to them, and my girlfriend would probably be looking for a salesman and find out how much the dress is that the mannequin. He would tell her something like $5k and I’d tell him to fuck off.

  8. Anthony 10/25/2006 17:11

    I wonder who would be a suitable babysitter for Pete and Dud’s unfortunate child to be? Maybe Charles Manson if he’s not too busy designing more dresses for Giselle. “Badges! Badges! etc”. That close up of her is, er, illuminating. More Cindy please. That was fantastic.

  9. Angela 10/25/2006 17:17

    You need more flair!

  10. F13ND 10/25/2006 17:18

    how many pieces of flair are on that dress?

    i don’t think she is expressing herself enough…

  11. F13ND 10/25/2006 17:20

    @ Angela
    great minds think alike
    and at (almost) the same time

    stupid slow internet conection

  12. Glenlivet 10/25/2006 17:46

    What the hell is on the bottle she is drinking out of does it make you drink faster?

  13. Monkeypants 10/25/2006 18:10

    That’s funny, my co-worker and I were just discussing “flair” as well…I guess that makes four great minds…

  14. DanielBonez 10/25/2006 19:36

    That’s not a bottle of wine she is holding. It’s a fancy new cocaine snorter.

  15. Doctress Leisa 10/25/2006 19:39

    I don’t care how hot she is…that head-coyly-turned-over-the-shoulder pose screams “I am an attention whore!” Who is she taking lessons from, Paris Hilton?

  16. New Orleans Beth 10/25/2006 19:56

    Note that the party was in London. The Brits are relative newcomers to the massive Halloween merchandising we’ve had in the USA for decades. So Scarlett really missed her chance to show the Brits how it’s done. For shame, woman! And this is got to be one of the few dresses where her tits are’t out. Must have been “Opposite Day.”

  17. priapism 10/25/2006 23:43

    Jesus BR -

    only 3 posts today . . you lazy or ill?

  18. jb 10/26/2006 00:52

    Did anyone ever notice that Scarlett has Really Bad bottom
    teeth?

  19. Dana 10/26/2006 00:56

    What is Giselle supposed to be? Ripped tights and 37 pieces of flair doesn’t really equal a costume. :\

  20. Lightdragon 10/26/2006 01:16

    I was looking at Giselle’s teeth kinda reminded me of Kirsten Dunst’s

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