Kate Moss To the Rescue

February 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teen model Lottie Moss is out of control with the partying. Her mum has called in the big guns for support. Older half-sister Kate Moss. There’s something to be said for seeking counsel from somebody who’s been there before in terms of booze and drugs and sleeping around as a teenager.

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George Michael Dead, Kate Moss Had Access

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Three days ago Kate Moss bragged to BBC radio that she lives next door to George Michael and has a ladder set up that allows her access to his backyard any time she wishes. Now, George Michael is dead on Christmas Day under mysterious circumstances.

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Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Calvin Klein’s is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein’s got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I in My Calvin’s Campaign. She “flashes” in hers. If you had “studies for my organic chem exams” you can tear up your ticket.

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Kate Moss 86’d From Plane

June 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kate Moss was kicked off a plane in Turkey because she got into an argument with another passenger, called the pilot a “basic bitch” and was refused alcohol at which point she got her own vodka out of her carry on, got wasted, and was promptly wrapped in a tire and lit on fire according to […]

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Kate Moss Nipple Jam

April 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Used to be moms could show off their nipples and the community agreed they’d done their part. Not Kate Moss. She’s topping herself by setting up a homemade jam booth at the Glastonbury Music Festival this summer, England’s version of Coachella or vice-versa. Damson, blackberry, and gooseberry will be on the menu. I don’t know […]

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Kate Moss Celebrates 25 Years of Being Ass Candy

October 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine it’s been a quarter century since Kate Moss first told a photographer she wouldn’t tell her parents if he helped adjust her training bra and made her fashion debut. That seems like 5,000 cocktails and a pound and a half of party drugs ago. But, fuck, she’s still standing. Fashion models […]

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Naomi Campbell And Kate Moss In Bikinis

June 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The League of Extraordinarily Faded Supermodels met in Ibiza, Spain over the weekend where the city celebrated by declaring a 24-hour duty free amnesty for importing harsh cigarettes from Northern Africa. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell and other big names in staring blankly into the distance arrived to share fond memories of being young and […]

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Kate Moss Was Flirting With Prince William (VIDEO)

May 14, 2014 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

Prince William invited more than 200 guests to Windsor Castle last night for an event that celebrated the work of the Royal Marsden Hospital, and some of the more famous faces in attendance included Benedict Cumberbatch, Cara Delevingne and Cate Banchett. Supermodel Kate Moss was also there, and she got to speak with William as […]

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Kate Moss Is Still Alive

April 3, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Moss seems to be on an important phone call. It could be with the devil reminding her that she didn’t make millions off being a flabby bodied okay looking woman without his help. Or it could be her daughter phoning to remind Kate that she left her at a bar in Havana three nights […]

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