Britney Spears made a quick appearance on David Letterman last night in a transparent attempt to show off her new body. I for one refuse to believe the rumors that she got this bod through surgery. Because when I think Britney Spears, I think discipline and smart choices. In much more interesting news, I’m thinking about maybe getting a cow. You know, for summer.
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she looks like trash..oh wait…nevermind
watch ur mouth boy or she will crush u with those thighs. and kfed will kick ur ass too.
I’d shag the shit out of her, literally.
WTF!? That’s worse than her last appearance where she read the Top 10 and looked pissed when they insulted Bush.
Shesus…. this appearance is shameless. Appraoching from behind Letterman like she’s sneaking up on a quarter-pounder.
She’s lost weight, but her boobs are saggy as all hell. Why would she be proud of that? Those things are in a race against time to reach her knees, and time is getting it’s ass kicked.
well i think she looks great compared to her cheeto eatin’, red bull drinkin’ days. Nothing a lil boob lift won’t cure.
Why would Letterman let this trailer trash use his show for such a shameless promo? Do Brit’s handlers have pictures of him naked and lubed in a seedy motel room with a caulking gun and a rhesus monkey?
That’s right Brit, in and out quick so we can’t focus on your saggy titties that are hanging down below your hemline.
She looks like she’s channeling Ellen Barkin when she played a man in that movie with Jimmie Smits
Oh, how I yearn for the days of Britney in that nude Toxic bodyhose. Seriously though, she needs to get spayed if she ever wants to have a shot at reviving her career… and her ass.
Yep…I’d hit her now. Of course, with enough tequila, I said I’d hit Kow-sty Allie, too (with enough tequila). So, apparently my standards are pretty damned low.
oh- i don`t know. reminds me of my g-ma on meth. i suppose i`d get `er done. gotta love the accent. G-MA!!! puke fuck and all. Ahg, Ah Ah AH. G=ma!!!
Of course she looks better than she used to, but unfortunately her ugly goes right to the bone now. After taht interview she did where she was all white trashed out and gum smaking, she will never be hot again. Even appearances like this where she looks decent, just makes people realize how much four hours of hair and makeup can do. As soon as she gets home it’ll be nothing but trucker caps and dungarees.
Her face looks like it used to (i.e. average looking) but those legs are chunky. And what is with that outfit? I’m sorry Brit, the world moved on, they don’t care anymore. And just because you are an above average looking mother and a below average singer don’t mean jack or shit. At least you’ll always have the memories (and your Whigger husband and trailer trash kids).
So, she’s rumored to have had surgery? I would have guessed the typical Hollywood starlet weight-loss plan of cocaine, laxatives, and vomiting. Didn’t watch the show, though. Seeing Letterman phone in his snarky, disinterested interviews is just painful.
Bryce, where are you from? Is “whigger” the British spelling?
She is still heavy, the boobs are still aiming at the floor and wtf she is not 15 years old anymore, we don’t need to see her in a skirt where her privates may show at anytime. Nothing says white trash like ball and sock boobs, a boob haircut, and a microskirt
Britney look’s like a southern girl that let’s you juice in the mouth. Everyone might be ragging on her because she’s fat but, everyone know’s deep down inside you’d bang her harder than a horse banging Latinas on “Farm Animals #9″!
Julz: I am from lots of different places but was schooled in the UK. I think that might be the British spelling. I quite like it…
Actually I prefer “Farm Animals #8″ with the pig, but anyway. Britney – news flash – you’re over. The time is 15:01 – nobody cares. Christina Aguilera is 10 times hotter than you (which isn’t saying much) and SHE’s struggling for attention. Other than spewing in her mouth, Brit has lost all general purpose. Go adopt some brats from a Third World country or something..,.