11.22.2006 DENZEL BETTER BE JOKING

The New York Daily News stopped Denzel Washington last night on the red carpet for the premier of his new movie "Déjà Vu", and he gave the expected answer when asked what he was working on next:

"I'm working on eating some turkey, going home, putting my feet up, watching TV and getting fat.  I'm going to do a good job at it, too!"

He did not give the expected answer when asked who the hottest actress he ever worked with was:

"Dakota, by far - she's the hottest of the bunch!"

That would be Dakota Fanning.   Who is 13.   Rawr!  What a sexy story.  Denzel should send her some gummi worms and a snap bracelet.  If Dakota doesn't respond to that, she must be like a total ice princess.



(53) Comments

  1. Lisa 11/22/2006 10:34

    Sweeeeeeeeet.

  2. Edgar 11/22/2006 10:41

    ROFL Holy shit. I knew there was good chemistry between them on the set of Man on Fire.

  3. Willie Beamin 11/22/2006 10:43

    Her ass must be soo tight

  4. Icarus 11/22/2006 10:47

    hot  /hɒt/ - adjective:
    Informal. popular and commercially successful; in demand; marketable: The Beatles were a hot group in the 1960s.

    I believe this is what he meant.

  5. Julz 11/22/2006 10:53

    Well, you know she has daddy-issues.

  6. WilliamtheBloody 11/22/2006 10:55

    Eh, different strokes. Denzel was the bomb in Fallen.

  7. gregg 11/22/2006 10:55

    I`d rip her in half.

  8. Ass Tagger 11/22/2006 11:04

    Apparently, his Alzheimer’s is kickin’ in early because I distinctly remember him in the same bedroom with a naked Eva Mendes for the movie “Training Day.” If Dakota Fanning beat out Eva Mendes in Denzel’s mind, then he’s got bigger problems on his plate than a fattening turkey.

  9. JC 11/22/2006 11:19

    Relax, everyone. Denzel is a father. He would have said that about whoever his most recent co-star is. It’s his bad luck he forgot how this would sound. But just to be safe, let’s keep her away from Taye Diggs. ;)

  10. priapism 11/22/2006 11:21

    Denzel, god what a hottie. I just love to close my eyes and listen to his voice, it’s a great voice.

  11. bryce 11/22/2006 11:26

    JC: Wasn’t his latest female co-star Halle Berry? You sick fuck!

  12. gregg 11/22/2006 11:34

    White on black crime… please?!?

  13. Monica 11/22/2006 11:43

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and say that he meant “hottest” in terms of the best one out there right now in terms of talent. To think anything else would make me gag and start rocking back and forth. ;-)

  14. Plague30 11/22/2006 11:57

    Slow news day huh? Stupid story.

  15. Bill 11/22/2006 12:01

    Im with Monica….hottest doesn’t just mean sexy, unless you are talking about me ;)

  16. Ed 11/22/2006 12:10

    Context is a bitch.

  17. TheManInWhite01 11/22/2006 12:17

    I’m sure he’ll be first in line at the premiere of Fanning’s Rape Elvis Flick.

  18. Santa Boner 11/22/2006 12:26

    I’d hit it, Denzel that is. I’d like to fuck his chocolate out.

  19. Robert 11/22/2006 12:29

    I’m pretty sure he meant it to be tongue-in-cheek. That said: this was an incredibly stupid thing to say. I don’t see anything “hot” in Dakota Fanning - Jeez, at least wait for puberty to hit you pervs. Anyway, here’s the hottest pic I could find of her: http://www.jackieandbender.com/dakota_fanning_headgear.jpg

  20. TheManInWhite01 11/22/2006 12:33

    She’s 13. She has to have boobies by now. Late Bloomers suck.

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