11.08.2006 LINDSAY LOHAN HAS GOOD TIMING

After getting into a shouting match with ex Harry Morton last night at Hyde in LA, Lindsay Lohans night got even worse when a photographer chasing the 20-year-old actress drove into the back of her Mercedes around 2 AM.  Lindsay walked away unharmed and the damage appeared to be minimal.  A source said: 

"She was apparently able to drive a short distance from the crash.  But she later pulled over and called a friend to pick her up."

Lindsay couldn’t have picked a better day to get into her third wreck this year because all the headlines will be about Britney, but none of the wrecks were determined by police to be her fault, so maybe its no big deal.  What is her fault is wearing one of those ridiculous damn hats.  As if her sickly ass didn’t look enough like some homeless orphan from a Charles Dickens book before.  Her arm is so white, I heard that if you touch it, you actually burn yourself.  


(19) Comments

  1. slip 11/08/2006 14:45

    Her arm is only so white because the photographer’s flash is too strong. No way does her arm really feel like a fresh can of white playdough. I do bet the playdough smells better.

  2. James01 11/08/2006 14:48

    her mutant ability to deflect UV is scary…..i truly believe this bitch could put out the sun if thrown into it…

  3. Tony 11/08/2006 15:19

    The only people more worhless than Lohan are the photographers who follow her. They are now responsible for at least two accidents with her. Either do it right and kill her, or leave her alone.

  4. Ass Tagger 11/08/2006 15:34

    Yeah, I gotta side with Tony on this one. If you’re gonna smash into Lohan with your car, you gotta make sure it’s the kinda crash that she can’t walk away from.

  5. J.D. 11/08/2006 15:40

    She looks like a ginger arab that just had her berka removed…

  6. RobertPaulsen 11/08/2006 15:51

    At least now we know who’d walk away from the STD-celebrity demolition derby….

  7. Doctress Leisa 11/08/2006 15:56

    I thought only vampires had light-reflective skin. Oh, wait a minute-she does suck the life out of anything she comes into contact with, so ok.

  8. graller 11/08/2006 16:11

    I can’t believe the asshole photogs though. How many wrecks, accidents and crap before someone gets killed by then chasing pictures.

  9. Degsy 11/08/2006 17:00

    are you sure it wasn’t robbie williams who rear-ended her…

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006510801,00.html

  10. robert03 11/08/2006 17:06

    I find it a little odd that she just got out of a “shouting match” and yet she is all smiles in the first few pics.

  11. cigarfintan 11/08/2006 19:03

    Hell, I’d fuck her.

    Then leave her for dead.

  12. Lightdragon 11/08/2006 22:32

    Hell,Id just fuck her period.

  13. That's Retarded 11/08/2006 23:02

    That’s Retarded

  14. Leanne 11/09/2006 00:09

    Anyone notice that her arms, neck and face are three different colours?

  15. Angela 11/09/2006 01:15

    It’s called lighting people. Not everything in a photo is how you see it in person.

  16. jenifer 11/09/2006 09:18

    Jesus fucking christ! SCIENCE DAMN YOU! She’s so ugly! and tacky! and has a horrible taste in clothes.

  17. Doctress Leisa 11/09/2006 12:22

    The banner pic is actually the one a hunter took right before he hammered her with his Ford truck. Deer/starlets always freeze in the headlights before they are turned into roadkill.[/wishful thinking]

  18. zeke123 11/09/2006 12:59

    Stop bitching about paparazzis.
    You homos are like the people who are whacking away on the internet all day and then telling people how perverted the net is.

  19. jenifer 11/09/2006 14:04

    Ummmmm zeke123, what the fucking sam hell are you talking about?

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