THERE IS NO BRITNEY SEX TAPE

TMZ said about an hour ago that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will issue a joint statement later today that will deny, again, the rumor that they made a sex tape while on their honeymoon.  TMZ says:

Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.

All day yesterday there was the rumor that Britney was gonna get preemptive and release the tape for free, which never made a bit of sense, but whatever.  These two have done nothing but lie to the public for about a year now, so this doesn't really settle anything, except that hopefully it will never be released.  I'd rather see a tape of my Starbucks dude using his dick to stir the coffee I'm drinking right now than a tape with a grunting Kevin Federline.