GEE WHO COULD THIS BE?

Can you still call someone a whore if no one actually wants to fuck them.  Because I’m still inclined to call Tara Reid a whore, but now I'm not so sure.  They say she’s had tons of lypo and that's why she looks like that monster who chased Scooby Doo when the gang went to investigate a mystery in Mexico (I think he was made out of clay) but it might just be because her diet is based on cigarettes, vodka and semen. You’re not gonna find that many top experts who say, “The problem is you’re not eating enough cigarettes and semen.  Its like you don’t even want to be sexy!”