SALMA HAYEK IS NUMBER ONE

God this must have been a really slow year for nude scenes in movies, because Salma Hayek and her huge boobs have been named as the star of the Best Nude Scene of 2006 for her ocean skinny dipping scene with Colin Farrell in "Ask the Dust".  Whatever the hell that is.  More people were killed by gorillas last year than saw that movie.  IMDb describes it as "a depression era drama that oh my god this sounds boring already".  The scene is boring too.  Either I have cataracts or this thing is so dimly lit, it's hard to even tell who is who.  I guess they're skinny dipping, but it's hard to tell.  You could have spun the camera around and filmed someone making s'mores and it would have been sexier than this. You can download the bedroom scene here, the skinny dipping scene here.